101.
yoona: if you had a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?
seohyun: yes
jessica: maybe a bit tipsy
sooyoung: wasted
hyoyeon: dead
102.
taeyeon [holding the door]: after you
yuri: no thanks. i never let anyone walk behind be. 70% of attacks are from the back
taeyeon: still leaves a 30% chance i'd attack you from the front
yuri: yes but it'd be easier to blo-
taeyeon: [slaps yuri]
103.
yoona: i have a feeling we should kiss
taeyeon: i have a feeling i should do crystal meth, but then i think 'mmm, maybe not'
104.
yuri: when have i done anything irresponsible or immature?
tiffany: i have a list. i keep it alphabetized.
105.
seohyun [freaking out]: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!!
sooyoung:
sooyoung: ...what does she even mean?
106.
yoona: [sneezes]
sunny [doesn't look up from her phone]: shut the fuck up
107.
yoona: you ever look at 2 people and wonder why they haven't kissed yet?
sooyoung: every damn day
taeyeon and tiffany: why are you looking at us??
108.
yoona: [pushing on a door clearly labeled 'pull']
hyoyeon [filming her]: push harder!
109.
taeyeon: i've only slept 9 hours over the last week. so i'm right on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
taeyeon: [bites her phone]
taeyeon: ...this isn't a bagel
110.
taeyeon [breaks down the door]: SIX MONTHS!
seohyun: what's she talking about?
jessica: uhm, probably nothing-
taeyeon: FOR SIX MONTHS, YOU LET ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!
111.
sooyoung: you can say 'have a nice day' and nothing seems strange
sooyoung: but you say 'have a nice 24 hours' and suddenly bam, you're threatening someone
tiffany: ...sooyoung, let me sleep; it's 3am
112.
jessica: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many will you have?
yuri: none
jessica: it's basic math yul not that har-
yuri: i would give everything to you because i love you
jessica [holding back tears]: o-oh okay then...
113.
[over the phone]
yoona: i put a little note in your bag to tell you i love you
jessica: yoong, this is a ten page letter
yoona: i got a little emotional
114.
tiffany: [carves 'tiffany+jessica' into a tree]
jessica: you're so fucking lame
jessica: [adds '4ever']
115.
sooyoung: are you into cars?
yoona: yes, it was a true masterpiece of a film
sooyoung: no, i mean... a car person?
yoona: like... a transformer?
116.
tiffany [giggling]: hey taeng did you know 'thot' means thoughtful person?
taeyeon: really?!
[later]
taeyeon: thanks sica for helping me with that, you're such a thot
jessica [wheezing]: I'M A WHAT?!
117.
jessica: [screams into a jar]
jessica: [closes jar and puts it on a shelf]
jessica: so much better
118.
hyoyeon: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container
yuri: you mean the cow?!
119.
seohyun: are you seeing anyone?
hyoyeon: you mean a hallucination, a therapist, or a boy?
120.
yoona: if i were a drink, i'd be a coke! what about you guys?
hyoyeon: bleach
taeyeon: sewage
sooyoung: toxic waste
yoona: alright, calm down edgelords
