181.
tiffany: are you always this cocky?
sooyoung: only on tuesdays... and when pretty people are around
tiffany [shyly]: so you think i'm pretty?
sooyoung: actually it's tuesday
182.
hyoyeon: i'm sick of this. ice cream reminds me of my childhood
tiffany: didn't you have a happy childhood?
hyoyeon: my favorite toy was a hammer. you finish the puzzle
183.
sunny: did you eat my powdered donut?
yoona: no
sunny: then what's that white powder on your jeans?
yoona [panicking]: t-that's cocaine.
184.
sunny: how would you like your coffee?
jessica: as dark and bitter as my soul
sunny: one vanilla latte coming right up!
185.
tiffany: sica, yuri's missing. can you find her?
jessica: do you think i have her microchipped?
tiffany: well, can you?
jessica: yeah, hold on...
186.
taeyeon [from the unnie line dorm window]: yee haw!!
sooyoung [from the maknae line dorm window]: haw yee?!
sunny: for fucks sake, please stop
187.
yoona: you abandoned me! you left me to die!
hyoyeon: well i wouldn't have done it if i'd known you were gonna hassle me about it
188.
sooyoung: if you don't draw sunglasses on the sun, then fuck you
seohyun: BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
sooyoung: FUCK YOU!!
189.
jessica: i slept for almost 12 hours last night but i might still be tired so let's sleep 12 more just in case
tiffany: sica, that's a coma
jessica: sounds festive
190.
tiffany: get down from there!
taeyeon: no way!
tiffany: i'm going to call the police!
taeyeon: go ahead, i'll fight them!
tiffany: i have cookies!
taeyeon [gets down and grabs a cookie]: i totally would've fought them
tiffany [pats her shoulder]: i know you would
191.
jessica: [helping seohyun practice driving near the dorm]
seohyun: should i run over those idiots playing in the street?
jessica [lifts sunglasses to see yoona, yuri, and taeyeon]: yes
seohyun: i can't see who they are; do you know them?
jessica [lowers sunglasses]: no
192.
jessica: someone died in the living room
yoona: well i guess it's not a living room anymore!
193.
tiffany: please tell me, what color is yuri's shirt?
sunny: gray
jessica: gray
taeyeon: gray
seohyun: gray
tiffany [to yuri]: now tell them what color you said it was
yuri [bows head]: dark white....
194.
[planning to raid SM]
seohyun: let's do this. synchronize watches
sooyoung: i don't have a watch
jessica: don't you tell me what to do
tiffany: time is a construct
195.
jessica: i'm kwon yuri's emergency contact
nurse: so you're here to pick her up?
jessica: i'm here to be removed as her emergency contact
196.
tiffany: are you decent?
taeyeon: not morally, but i am wearing pants if that's what you mean
197.
taeyeon [poetically]: it's just like in chess. sometimes to win, you have to sacrifice your king
seohyun:
seohyun: that's exactly how you lose
198.
yoona: how can you not care?!?!?
jessica: watch me
jessica: [shrugs]
199.
hyoyeon: alright, time for plan 2
sunny: don't you mean plan b?
hyoyeon: what? no, that suggests i only have 26 plans
200.
jessica: hey everyone, this is my girlfriend tiffany
tiffany: hi guys
taeyeon, jessica's wife: [gasps] what the hell
