[TaeNy] #61-80

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61.
sooyoung: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks in the door

tiffany: i'm not kissing anyone

taeyeon: [walks in]

tiffany: FiNe i'LL dO iT bUt OnLy bEcaUsE yOu dAreD mE tO


62.
tiffany: wow i'm such a piece of trash, i wouldn't even date myse-

taeyeon: as someone who deeply cares about the environment, i am obliged to pick you up. is 8pm okay?


63.
taeyeon [taking a selfie]: please look at me

tiffany: you're taking a picture of yourself, why do i need to look at you?

taeyeon: so i can smile

tiffany [blushing]: shut up


64.
taeyeon: i bet i can fit the whole world in my hands

tiffany: that's impossible

taeyeon: [cups tiffany's face]

tiffany [blushing furiously]: stop it, i have a reputation


65.
tiffany: [knocks on the door]

taeyeon: DON'T COME IN

tiffany: why not?

taeyeon: because... uhm... yuri is naked

yuri: what?!

taeyeon: i couldn't say i was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked

yuri: why does anyone have to be naked?!


66.
sunny: what's your favorite color?

taeyeon: tiffany.

sunny:

taeyeon: wait, what was the question again?


67.
taeyeon: WHO ATE MY FUCKING FRIES YOU WANNA GO-

tiffany: i did

taeyeon: -out with me sometime? we can get more fries.


68.
tiffany: [wakes up and sees taeyeon sleeping peacefully beside her]

tiffany: well i wasn't planning on starting my day crying but here i am


69.
taeyeon: what? me and fany don't have pet names for each other

hyoyeon: i see. and what do bees make?

taeyeon: honey?

tiffany [from the other room]: YES DEAR?

taeyeon:

hyoyeon: don't ever lie to my face again


70.
taeyeon: [gets a paper cut]

tiffany [under her breath]: god, hasn't she suffered enough?


71.
sunny: uh oh!

taeyeon: what?

sunny: someone's in love!

taeyeon: please. i just like fany as a friend, alright? it's not like i lie in bed thinking about her.

[later that night]

taeyeon [lying in bed]: oh fuck...


72.
taeyeon: wanna hear a joke?

tiffany: i'm more into dark humor

taeyeon [turns light off]: so the joke goes...


73.
tiffany: god, sometimes taeyeon makes me so angry

sooyoung: you're sitting on her lap

tiffany: angrily.


74.
tiffany: [sees a bee on taeyeon's shoulder]

tiffany: taeng, stay still

tiffany: [rolls up newspaper]

tiffany [uses newspaper as a megaphone]: THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU!!


75.
taeyeon: [wakes up next to tiffany every morning]

taeyeon: holy shit


76.
tiffany: [kisses taeyeon]

taeyeon: what is this?

tiffany: affection

taeyeon: disgusting.

tiffany:

taeyeon: do it again.


77.
taeyeon: [poking tiffany with a ruler]

tiffany: ow! taeng, what the fuck are you doing?

taeyeon: measuring your patience


78.
sunny: how did you guys crash the car?

tiffany: so, we were driving and there was a deer in the road that taeng couldn't see, so i shouted, 'taeng, deer!'

taeyeon:

sunny: do you want to tell me what your response was?

taeyeon: 'yes, honey?'


79.
tiffany: please? for me?

taeyeon: don't do that

tiffany: what?

taeyeon: you think every time you say 'please? for me?' i'll give in. well, not this time!

tiffany: please? for me?

taeyeon: okay.


80.
tiffany: what are your strengths?

taeyeon: i fall in love easily.

tiffany: ...okay. what are your weaknesses?

taeyeon [sighing and smiling]: those brown eyes of yours...

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