161.
taeyeon: everyone, this is my ex-girlfriend, jessica
everyone [gasps]: wha-
jessica: stop introducing me like that! we've talked about this!
jessica: i'm her wife
162.
taeyeon: where's yoona?
sunny: probably off somewhere disappointing the whole universe
163.
tiffany: ah yes, my train of thought
tiffany: or as i like to call it, the anxiety express
164.
jessica: this is serious. no more of... this
sooyoung: you just gestured to all of me!
165.
hyoyeon: i'm giving up alcohol for a month
sunny: really?!
hyoyeon: wait no, sorry that didn't come out right
hyoyeon: i'm giving up. alcohol for a month.
166.
taeyeon: i guess i'm too tough to cry
sunny: just yesterday you were crying about snakes but ok
taeyeon [getting choked up]: they dont have any arms!
167.
hyoyeon: sunny, a naked mole rat? do you ever think of getting a normal pet??
sunny: like what
hyoyeon: i don't know, something... not naked?
168.
tiffany: don't say anything. just act calm.
yuri [starts shivering]: like this?
tiffany: no, i meant act calm!
169.
jessica: you broke into my house?!?!?
tiffany: no that would be wrong
jessica:
tiffany:
jessica:
tiffany: i made a key
170.
tiffany: you know, yuri gives jessica flowers every day. i wish you'd do that too
taeyeon: what? oh, uh... okay
[the next day]
taeyeon [offering flowers to jessica]: here, these are for you
jessica: what the-
taeyeon: yeah, i don't get it either
171.
tiffany [doing a crossword puzzle]: i need a 7-letter word for annoying
sooyoung: 'hyoyeon'
tiffany [gasps]: IT FITS
172.
sooyoung: damn the power went out
yoona: don't worry, i got this
yoona: [shakes rapidly and starts to glow]
tiffany: what-?
yoona: i swallowed a glow stick!
seohyun: wHY WOULD YOU-
173.
[interview]
yoona: taeyeon loves jacuzzis
taeyeon: sometimes i pretend i've been captured by witches and they're using me to make human soup
174.
taeyeon: [taps table]
yuri: [taps back]
hyoyeon: what the hell are they doing
tiffany: morse code
taeyeon: [aggressively taps table]
yuri [slaps hands on table]: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
175.
seohyun: if you don't get enough sleep how do you function?
jessica: i run on 3 fuels; spite, anxiety, and of course coffee
176.
yoona: is 4 followers a lot?
tiffany: depends. on instagram? no. in a dark alley? kind of
177.
yoona: what does 'take out' mean?
sooyoung: food.
jessica: dating.
hyoyeon: murder.
yoona:
sunny: all 3 if you wanna have fun
178.
yoona: you okay?
hyoyeon [nose swelling]: tell anyone about this and you're dead
[the next day]
tiffany: woah hyoyeon, what happened?
hyoyeon: a fight
yoona: she ran into the glass door
179.
sooyoung: what would you do if i were kidnapped?
sunny: wait 15 minutes until they let you go voluntarily
180.
sunny: stop drinking so much coffee
taeyeon: no, coffee helps depression
seohyun: that's not true-
taeyeon: more espresso, less depresso!
