361.
seohyun [waking up at 6am]: good morning!
taeyeon [going to bed at 6am]: morning??
362.
hyoyeon: i accidentally poisoned a glass but i forgot which one
sunny: ACCIDENTALLY?
seohyun: you FORGOT?!
tiffany: what the fuck, hyoyeon?
jessica: with the way this meeting is going, i hope it's mine
363.
tiffany: which country has the most birds?
yuri: portu-geese!
tiffany: that's a language
yoona: portu-gull?
sunny: nice recovery
[later]
seohyun: turkey. how could they miss turkey?
364.
sunny [sighing]: what's the problem now?
yuri: everything
seohyun: taeyeon reminded yuri that eating a lollipop is just tasting your flavored spit
yuri: shUT THE FUCK UP
365.
tiffany: hyoyeon, apologize to sooyoung right now
hyoyeon: fiiiine. unfuck you or whatever
366.
interviewer: have you ever had a boyfriend?
taeyeon: uhmm you mean outside of Minecraft?
interviewer: what
taeyeon: what
367.
tiffany: thanks to jessica, yoona has recently taken up cursing
tiffany: yesterday, she referred to bedtime as a 'fucking crisis'
368.
cop: you have to right to remain silent
yuri: i have the right, but i do not have the ability
369.
seohyun: goodnight!
tiffany: goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite. tonight, imma fight till i see the sunlight. tiktok on the clock but the party don't stop-
hyoyeon: please shut the fuck up
370.
sunny: where is everyone?
sooyoung: taeyeon had a nervous collapse, seohyun is looking after her, jessica went back to bed, tiffany is trying to cook fried eggs in the toaster, hyoyeon's drinking in the bathtub, yoona is stuck on the roof with yuri... and i'm in charge!
sunny: fuck
sooyoung: i know right?
371.
jessica: tell me i'm pretty!
sooyoung: you're pretty fucking annoying
372.
sooyoung: today i went to visit the water zoo with yoona and yuri!
tiffany: what the fuck is a water zoo?
sooyoung: the liquid zoo, fany
yoona: yeah, the one you can walk inside
tiffany: aquarium. you went to the aquarium.
373.
seohyun [watching hyoyeon drink questionable liquids]: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!
hyoyeon: no idea! :D
