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321.
jessica: i naturally run cold

sunny: like most reptilian-

jessica: finish that sentence and i will stab you will this pencil


322.
sooyoung: [screaming angrily]

yoona: [screaming back]

jessica [walks in]: what the fuck happened here

hyoyeon: they're blaming each other for finishing the snacks when i was the one who did it


333.
tiffany: sica just texted me 'lmao' from the living room

tiffany: i hear no laughing

tiffany: i'm friends with a laugh liar


334.
taeyeon: what if australia was real?

taeyeon: fuck! i mean america!

taeyeon: no. crap! ATLANTA. I MEANT ATLANTA

sunny: do you mean atlantis...?

taeyeon: yes! that's the one!


335.
yuri: what do you call a fish with no eye?

seohyun: an Astyanax Mexicanus.

yuri: wait that's a real thing?

seohyun: yes, why?

yuri: ...fsh


336.
sooyoung: ugh, the can opener broke!

yoona: well, i guess now it's...

sooyoung: don't you fucking dare say it

yoona: a can't opener!

sooyoung: 

sooyoung: leave. now.


337.
taeyeon: my body screams "VEGETABLES" but my heart screams "ICE CREAM"

sunny: how about your mind? what does it scream?

taeyeon: it just screams


338.
tiffany: if one more person in this fucking company says i'm too dramatic...

tiffany: i swear to god, i'm going to light myself on fire


339.
taeyeon: i've been living a lie all this time

sooyoung: just one? lame. i've been living like 20


340.
seohyun: this is one of those times where i tell you something's not a good idea and you ignore me, right?

hyoyeon: you're learning, seobaby. slowly, but you're learning

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