[TaeNy] #141-155

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141.
tiffany: can you turn on the lights?

taeyeon: you're the only light i need in my life.

tiffany: that's sweet, but i can't see.


142.
tiffany: step 1, be straight. you got this!

taeyeon: [walks by]

tiffany: step 1, failed!


143.
taeyeon: oh my tiffany!

sooyoung: don't you mean 'oh my god'?

taeyeon: you worship your things, i'll worship mine.


144.
tiffany: [walks by]

taeyeon: fuck you

tiffany: what?

taeyeon:

tiffany: uhm, fuck you too

taeyeon [actually happy]: [laughs and grins like an idiot]

sunny: dude, that's not how it works


145.
tiffany [calling taeyeon]: where are you?

taeyeon: just got back from the supermarket. i think i forgot something

tiffany: yeah you forgot me

taeyeon [running out the door]: OH SHIT!


146.
taeyeon: so here we are.

tiffany: all alone. what should we do?

taeyeon: definitely not make out

[awkward laughter]

taeyeon: [grabs tiffany and pushes her to the wall]


147.
tiffany: can i hug you?

taeyeon: okay. but only for four to five seconds

tiffany: forty-five seconds?!

taeyeon: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SE-

tiffany [holding taeyeon]: no backsies!!


148.
taeyeon: that's a cute butt-

tiffany: [shoots up from lying on her stomach]

taeyeon: -erfly.

tiffany: [huffs and goes back to lying on her stomach]

taeyeon: you also have a really nice ass

tiffany: [falls off the sofa]


149.
taeyeon: what could be worse than heartbreak?

tiffany: you ever wake up and realize your phone was never charging?


150.
tiffany: [screams]

taeyeon: ...what?

tiffany: oh, so only roosters are allowed to start their day by screaming?


151.
tiffany [bad at flirting]: you smell really good.

taeyeon [also bad at flirting]: thanks, i use my nostrils.


152.
taeyeon: i love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those 2 things describe me perfectly.


153.
tiffany: did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

taeyeon: excuse m-

tiffany: because you're a snack


154.
taeyeon: [wearing a cool outfit]

tiffany [sighs]: i wish i could pull that off

taeyeon: go ahead.

tiffany: what?

taeyeon: what?


155.
teacher: taeyeon, the assignment was to bring in something important to you

taeyeon: yeah, that's what i did

teacher: i meant an object, not tiffany

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