141.
[on the phone]
kidnappers: we have her
taeyeon: who?
kidnappers: we have your girlfriend. jessica jung
taeyeon: oh
kidnappers: ..."oh"?
taeyeon: yeah you don't have her, she has you. good luck
taeyeon: [hangs up]
142.
tiffany: yo guys guess what? if you put 'violently' in front of a statement it becomes funnier!
jessica: violently studies
taeyeon: violently bakes
yuri: violently trains
hyoyeon: violently murders people
sunny: violently worries about that previous statement
143.
taeyeon: we can bake these cookies at 400º for ten minutes or 4,000º for one minute
seohyun: that's not how it works-
yuri: yES
hyoyeon: how about 4,000,000,000º for one second?
sunny: yoU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
144. [continued]
sooyoung: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
yoona: DO IT!!
seohyun: NOO!!
145.
sooyoung: are you okay?
jessica [lying face down on the carpet]: i'm having me time
146.
sunny: [watching yoona do some dumb shit]
sunny [fondly]: it's like watching an educational video of the collapse of the human mind
147.
sunny: if a coral gets stressed, it dies. if i were a coral, i'd be dead right now
jessica: what do corals even get stressed about?
sunny: "current" events
jessica: get. out. now.
148.
jessica: hey, are you made of copper and tellurium? because you're CuTe [winks]
tiffany [smirks]: oh maybe, but you sure are made of uranium, nitrogen, rhenium and aluminum, because you're UNReAl
hyoyeon [to sooyoung]: are they flirting? is that what they're doing?
149.
tiffany: yoong, it's time we tell you, your bacon allergy is a lie
jessica: sunny made it up so you'd eat healthier
yoona: what? no, no. i'm just allergic to a lot of stuff
yoona: bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying 'thank you'...
yoona:
yoona: oh my god-
150.
hyoyeon: so i got a letter from a secret admirer
sunny: oh? what does it say?
hyoyeon: 'roses are red, violets are blue. it's time for you to start cleaning. and cook a bit, too'
yoona [across the room]: it's from me. take a hint
151.
sunny: you're not wearing pajamas! are you not depressed anymore?
tiffany: i'm just depressed in fancier clothes now
152.
sooyoung: [dangerously quiet staring at nothing]
taeyeon: oh my god, what is it now?
sooyoung: if... if every person on earth blinked at the same time, nobody would ever find out...
taeyeon [blankly]: oH MY GOD
153.
hyoyeon [to yuri]: i dare you to-
tiffany: yuri's not allowed to accept dares
hyoyeon: why not??
tiffany [looks at yuri]: tell her...
yuri [head bowed]: i have no regard for my own personal safety...
154.
yoona: can i have one more candy?
jessica: what did taeyeon say?
yoona: she said no
jessica: then why would i let you?
yoona: she's not the boss of you is she?
jessica [internally]: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap
155.
sooyoung: guess what? i can jump higher than a tree
seohyun: and how is that possible?
sooyoung: trees can't jump, seo
seohyun:
seohyun: i will destroy you
156.
[texting]
tiffany: so can we talk?
yoona: about what?
tiffany: us
yoona: why do you want to talk about the United States?
tiffany:
157.
sooyoung: [loud sigh]
jessica: what is it now?
sooyoung: a-are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
jessica: soo, it's 5am in the morning-
158.
hyoyeon: we got to get through this door! yoona, gimme your credit card, quick
yoona: [hands it over]
hyoyeon [pockets card]: okay soo, kick this door down!
yoona: hEY-
159.
seohyun: what's your blood type?
hyoyeon: how would i know?
seohyun: how would you not know?!
hyoyeon: who am i? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood types?
seohyun: you know who discovered blood types but you don't know your own?!
160.
[meditation session]
seohyun: release all the sounds trapped within you
tiffany: [obnoxiously loud screaming noises]
sunny [turns to tiffany]: ...are you okay
tiffany [inhales sharply]: couldn't be better
