21.
taeyeon: oh come on! i wasn't that drunk!
tiffany: you tried to color my face with a highlighter. because you said i was important
taeyeon [tearing up]: because you are...
22.
[when tiffany rejected taeyeon]
sunny: are you okay?
taeyeon: yeah, why?
sunny: you just asked the cashier whether repair damage shampoo works on feelings.
23.
[on a dinner date]
taeyeon: are you having fun?
tiffany: yes, i am
taeyeon [hands back menu to waiter]: alright, i will also have the fun
24.
[preparing for a date with tiffany]
taeyeon: what if she kisses me, sunny?
sunny: then you kiss her back, taeng
taeyeon [internally]: why her back though... why not her lips?
25.
taeyeon: stop looking at me like that
tiffany: like what?
taeyeon: like i'm your everything
tiffany: i don't know how else to look at you
26.
taeyeon: [throwing stones at tiffany's window at 3am]
tiffany [texting]: why are you throwing stones? you have a phone for a reason!
[loud bang]
tiffany: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
27.
[taeyeon walks in to see tiffany whimpering]
taeyeon: who did this to you?
tiffany: please, just let it go. you'll make it worse
taeyeon: i promise not to get mad. just tell me
tiffany: i just stubbed my toe on that door-
taeyeon [holding chainsaw]: WHICH DOOR?
28.
sunny: so taeng, fany always calls you cute
taeyeon: yup
sunny: and she blushes when you compliment her
taeyeon: yes
sunny: and she gushes about you to her friends
taeyeon: uh-huh
sunny: so what does that mean?
taeyeon: that she likes me as a friend, obviously
29.
taeyeon: do you ever get like water hungry?
tiffany: you mean thirsty?
taeyeon: water hungry
30.
tiffany: taeng, what's one of your worst fears?
taeyeon: well, i'm terrified of random letters
tiffany: you are?
taeyeon: [screaming]
tiffany: oh, i see...
taeyeon: [screaming intensifies]
31.
taeyeon: [bending down to tie tiffany's shoe]
tiffany: what are you doing?
taeyeon: i can't have you falling for someone else, can i?
tiffany [choking up]: wOW... okay...
32.
taeyeon: is something... burning?
tiffany: my desire for you
taeyeon: fany-ah, the toaster is on fire.
33.
tiffany: compliment me.
taeyeon: uhh... y-you have eyes.
tiffany:
tiffany: i'll take it.
34.
taeyeon: bonjour, tiffany! voulez vous coucher avec moi?
tiffany: hello, taeyeon. no, i do not want to sleep with you.
taeyeon: is... is THAT what that means?!
35.
taeyeon: are you saying you like me, or not?
tiffany: are you saying you like ME, or not?
taeyeon: i'm saying i like you!
tiffany: well then i'm saying i like YOU!
taeyeon: fine!
tiffany: fine!
taeyeon: then i guess we're dating!
tiffany: fine!
taeyeon: FINE!
36.
taeyeon: i have cat-like reflexes.
tiffany: prove it.
[cat walks past]
taeyeon: i like that cat.
37.
tiffany: i'm so sad.
taeyeon: don't be sad, because sad backwards is das...
tiffany:
taeyeon: ...and das not good
38.
taeyeon: so... you're gay?
tiffany: bi, taetae
taeyeon: no, don't go! sorry, it's none of my business
tiffany:
39.
taeyeon [wakes tiffany up at 2am]: fany, wake up
tiffany: taeng? what's the matter?
taeyeon: do you like me?
tiffany: taeyeon, i married you
taeyeon: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend or-
tiffany: go. to. sleep.
40.
taeyeon: you're staring at me
tiffany: i'm gazing
taeyeon: it's creepy
tiffany: it's romantic
