Steve: For the last time, Tony I don't have a type.
Tony: Was Peggy a SHIELD agent?
Steve: Yes bu-
Tony: did she wear red lipstick?
Steve: Yeah so?
Tony: Was she European?
Steve: That does not prove anythi-
Tony: Was she hot?
Steve: Yes. Nat is slightly mo-
Sam: *joins in* Did she ever shoot at you for kissing a blonde agent? * smirks, knowing the answer*
Steve: *sighs in defeat, remembering that time when they were on the run and he may or may not have said his one of his recent kisses was with Sharon, which caused Nat to shoot at him (they were dating at the time) and hiding behind the door and shielding himself with a metal kitchen plate* Yes.
Sam: Did she ever have a love-hate friendship with a Stark?
Tony: *looks slightly offended but looks at Steve, waiting for the answer*
Steve: So, no one can stand him, and it was unfortunate fate that either of them had to work with them.
Tony: *scoffs* Why are you always right, Blondie?
Sam: Was she tiny and bossy as hell?
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Steve: It is and was so hard to take either seriously when they don't even reach your shoulders but they both are commanding but Nat is slightly more because she can kill anyone with just her legs. *realises what he just said* Oh good lor—
Natasha: *walks in* What are you doing?
Steve: *in supersonic speed* I have a thing for hot, European, bossy, tiny, terrifying, red lipstick wearing, SHIELD agents, who have shot me for kissing another blonde agent. *looks exasperatedly at Tony and Sam,who were smirking at him*
Natasha: Who is more frightening?
Steve: *looks frightened and runs away*
Natasha: *runs after him* COME BACK YOU MOTHERF*CKING ASSHOLE! *stops, pulls out a knife from her bra and runs back*
