Alex: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Kia: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Me: In your pantry!
Alex: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Me: Is your friend here?
Alex, motioning to Natasha: Yeah.
Natasha: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Natasha: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Alex: If I could just say some-
Natasha: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Natasha, to Kia and Me: YOU FUCKIN BASTARD
Kia: YAAAAAAAAY!
Me: THE PRESTIGE
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
