Me, writing in my journal: It's day 3 of living in the apartment with Nat and Alex. I don't know how much more I can take. They're driving me-
Alex, from the other room: (To the tune of High Hopes) HAD TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING, DIDN'T HAVE A DIME BUT I ALWAYS HAD A VISION-
Nat: [Off key kazoo in the kitchen]
Me: ...
Me: ...Fucking insane.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
