Natasha: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Alex: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Kia: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Me: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Big boom.
Kuro: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Lyle: Get used to it, and call the therapist.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
