[the squad listening to Lyle's lecture]
Lyle: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Kuro: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Nat: I got distracted about halfway through.
Me, knowing I can get away with it: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Alex: Food was more important.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
