Me: Look. Kia and I may not be saints, but it's not like we've killed anybody then put the body in our ex boyfriend's closet and pinned the murder on him. We've never set hotel beds on fire then run. We've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so wejust took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Never.
Our friends: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you two definitely did do all that.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
ГуморIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
