Alex: Hey, wanna hang out this weekend?
Kia: Oh-[whispers to me] What excuse should I use?
Me: A generic excuse.
Kia: Actually-Generic excuse.
Alex: Excuse me-did you just say-
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
