Me, holding court: Nat, do you accept these charges of making a public nuisance of yourself?
Nat: Yep. [waves a middle finger at me]
Alex, being Nat's lawyer: She pleads guilty. And she wants the death penalty.
Nat: DeAtH-
Me: Wait-no-You're supposed to say not guilty-
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
ComédieIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
