*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Me: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Alex: ...I did. I broke it.
Me: No. No you didn't. Kia?
Kia: Don't look at me. Look at Alex.
Alex: What?! I didn't break it.
Kia: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Alex: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ashley: Suspicious.
Kia: No, it's not!
Lyle: If it matters, probably not, but Didi was the last one to use it.
Didi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Kia: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Didi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kia!
Alex: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Reyna.
Me: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Didi: Reyna... Kia's been awfully quiet.
Kia: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Me, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Me: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Me:
Me: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
