Alex, calling me at 4:30 in the afternoon: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Me, annoyed and attempting to find Nat's dance dress for her: Our life together is a mess. What did you do.
Alex: Well- There was this person, see, and they offered me some powder, and when I tried it, it was good, so I offered him money, and then I got tackled to the ground and handcuffed and now I'm calling from jail, when can you get me?
Me: Oh my gods-
Alex: Ye-call Lyle for me, please and thanks. Good luck on your dance, Nat!
Me, into the phone angrily: You can stay there. Bye, you little shit.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
