Lyle: You know those things will kill you, right?
Ashley, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Me, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Natasha and Alex: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough and brownie batter*
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
