Alex: Why is there blood everywhere?
Me: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Alex: You stabbed someone?!
Me: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
