Alex: They stole from me first!
Nat: Mhm.
Alex: Stole my heart...
Me, digging around in my purse for the bail money: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Alex: They stole from me first!
Nat: Mhm.
Alex: Stole my heart...
Me, digging around in my purse for the bail money: It is still illegal to commit murder.
