Matt: Well, well, well, Ziva. It appears we've entered a game of cat and mouse. But the question remains. Who is the cat and who is the-
Me: Nattie, broom.
Nat: *hands her a broom*
Matt: Oh shi-
Me: *chases Matt around with the broom*
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...