Me: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Kia: You told me to satanize the house.
Me:.....
Me: I said sanitize.
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The Big-ass Book of Incorrect Quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes as something me and my friends have said, or my family has said. The big book. And possibly book one, I might do more. Heads up, I got these off Tumblr, Pintrest, and I use a Incorrect Quotes generator. A couple of these, I did wri...
