*Kia and I are sitting on a bench*
Lyle: Why do you guys look so sad?
Kia: Sit down with us so we can tell you...
*Lyle sits down*
Me: The bench is freshly painted.
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*Kia and I are sitting on a bench*
Lyle: Why do you guys look so sad?
Kia: Sit down with us so we can tell you...
*Lyle sits down*
Me: The bench is freshly painted.
