Peter Parker One Shots

Christmas

I wanted to make one for the holidays lol. Its not that good, I'm sorry, but i tried. I don't know anything about Hanukkah and didn't want to offend anyone by trying to write it, so I stuck with Christmas.

Parley and Stony. If you're homophobic, bye.

ALSO, will be some Mealnie Martinez because we stan her in this household. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.

The pic is of the Jupiter Saturn Great Conjunction (that i missed because why the f not I guess)(sorry I'm still pissed i missed it)(kay)
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Peter was excited for Christmas. He was mostly excited because today was the last day of school before Christmas break, which was sorely needed, based on the fact that even the teachers were now talking a full minute to answer basic math problems and figure out how to turn on their computers.

Peter was also excited because Harley had come up for Christmas this year, and Peter was looking forward to every second he could spend with his boyfriend. 

Peter and Harley had been dating for two years now, ever since Peter finally told Harley about how he felt when he had walked into the lab and seen him there. Peter had been confused looking at the back of a boy in the lab where it was usually him and Tony, but when the boy turned around, Peter fell. Hard. Peter caught feelings too much for his safety, but this time, he just felt different. This wasn’t the kind of feelings he would usually get where he would dream of kissing the person. No, Peter was content to just look at Harley, and would be disappointed but okay if he would be able to just look at Harley for the rest of his life.

Thankfully, Peter was not resigned to just staring at Harley, and Harley made sure that Peter knew that.

Peter was walking to the tower after his last day of school, practically vibrating with excitement. Harley and him were going to decorate the tree, and then everyone was going to dinner at some fancy restaurant. Well, everyone but Harley and Peter. Natasha had given Peter a wink before managing to convince Tony to let the boys stay.

“Come on! They’re responsible boys! They’ll be fine. Let them have their fun!”

Tony finally relented when Natasha threatened to skin him if he didn’t let Harley and Peter have at least one night to themselves. Peter had thanked her profusely because, even though he and Harley were not going to do what she thought they were, it was always nice to be able to cuddle and kiss without people breathing down your back and awing your every move while screaming “I SHIP IT,” (*cough Clint cough*).

Peter got to the tower and was greeted by Harley who had thrown himself at Peter and hugged him tightly. Peter laughed as he tried to balance himself from falling. It didn’t work though, and Peter fell, Harley right behind him. They laid on the floor laughing for a bit, before Harley raised himself up on his elbows and kissed Peter.

Peter swore that everytime Harley kissed him, he fell in love a bit more, no matter how many times he thought that he couldn’t possibly be more in love. Yet Harley proved him wrong every time he lowered his perfect mouth to Peters’.

“Okay, love birds. I would get off the floor. I can’t guarantee that it's really clean,” Tony said as he walked by. Peter and Harley got up, still laughing to themselves.

“So, Underoos, how was school?”

“Um, it was school. Nothing different. Oh, Flash did get his ass handed to him today. MJ basically flayed his ego and fried it up.”

“As entertaining as that sounds, watch your language.”

“God dad. Pops is wearing off on you. Swearing should be fine as long as it’s not, like, aimed to hurt someone. Ya know what I mean?”