Peter Parker One Shots

Peter Parker Gets Annoyed and Kills Some People

Hello! I got sick (as you do) and finished this draft I've had for a while for you guys. Turns out I don't have a lot of tike to write between AP classes and having 2 jobs, but getting sick was the perfect excuse to just quit and have fun.

So I liked my psychotic Peter, so I made this where he's like a criminal and  is brought to a meeting cause they (they being the avengers) need his help with a huge hydra base  or something and he ends up killing one of his guards at the meeting 'dammit parker that's  the fifth one this  month!' (Fury 2021 directed at Peter after he killed yet ANOTHER agent that pisses him off) as a first impression and eventually helps them take down the base and moves in with them and stuff

They don’t know Peter in this one, okay? For plot purposes.

Enjoy!
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Tony sighed, highly irritated that he was stuck in yet another meeting. And it wasn’t even a normal meeting! No, this one was with Fury of all people, which meant that he was stuck in a room with Rogers, Barnes, Romanov, Barton,  and Banner (though Banner wasn’t the worst). Tony was already planning escape excuses. He already used the Pepper excuse this week, and it wouldn’t be believable that she was calling him out again. The Happy excuse never worked, because Happy was Happy. Tony sighed again, shooting down excuse after excuse.

 Looks like I’m stuck this time. Hope it’s not too boring.

Tony watched Fury walk half into the room, stopping to turn and look at someone.

“No, don’t bring him in until I say, okay? Warnings are required. Don’t want a super soldier freaking out. Or a Hulk. I’ll let you know. Just, try and keep him here.”

There was a mutter of confirmation, and Fury walked fully into the room. Tony smiled.

“What was that about, Pirate? Got a present for us?”

Fury glared at him before walking to the front of the room where there was a smartboard set up. He tapped it, and a slideshow came to life. Tony groaned.

Great. Another HYDRA base.

Fury only made slideshows for HYDRA bases, so the team could see the layout and pictures of the people. Fury turned to the room, taking a breath. Tony sat up straighter in his chair. Fury looked almost...nervous. Oh, he was curious now, and all of his attention was suddenly on the presenter as he started speaking.

“Listen up. We have a HYDRA base that needs to be taken down. Right now, this base is our top priority. No other missions will come until this one is done. As much as I hate to admit it, even if all of the Avengers were available, you still wouldn’t be able to take it yourselves. The base is full of highly trained individuals, each more deadly than the last. Therefore, I brought in someone equally lethal, probably more so, to help. Unfortunately, there are some setbacks. This person doesn’t want to work with you.”

“Why doesn’t he want to work with us?” Natasha asked, leaning back in her chair.

“Because...he has his reasons, one of which being that he’s done some shit and thinks you’ll all kill him. He doesn’t care about the killing him part-”

“He doesn’t care that we’d kill him?” Clint interjected.

“No. He’s psychopathic. Again, he doesn’t care about the ‘killing him’ part, but he doesn’t want to be killed by you guys, because as much as he denies it, you guys are essentially his idols.”