𝙼.𝙸.𝙰 𝙶𝚊𝚐𝚊

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These are a bunch of fun and cute tweets about Ms.Gaga going MIA because I thought it was funny, anyways, enjoy!:
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gagasbabies: @Y/n where is your girlfriend? 😭 she playing dead or sum?
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↪️y/n: nah shes just hibernating, she'll be back in 2022 🥱
↪️ally.rose: or she's pulling a Kylie Jenner and secretly pregnant😃
↪️y/n: no-
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gaganownet: Okay, okay, I know Gaga's been MIA but I'm getting so much @y/n content and I'm HERE for it
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↪️y/n: I'm used for entertainment purposes only, when she's gone, she pays me to entertain y'all 😌🤚 Speaking of which, @ladygaga, it's payday bitch. Where's my money? 🙄
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ladygaganet: @y/n, did you lock the woman in the basement? 😭
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↪️y/n: bruh, no. She locked herself in the basement, I just threw away the key because she stole the Chromatica Oreos. Anyways 🥱
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gaga.diamond: Hey, now that Gaga's gone, @y/n what's something you've done that she doesn't know about?
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↪️y/n: okay, okay, so one time I was stuck with Asia in the middle of Florida, and Gaga was out in New York with the other dogs and miss Asia jumped out of the fucking window and ran down into the woods at 3 o'clock in the fucking morning, and I eventually found her, but to this day I'm not really sure if it's actually Asia or a raccoon that happens to look like her because she's been biting people ever since 😃
↪️ladygaga: YOU DID WHAT?!
↪️y/n: aye shes back 😃😃
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gagasheart: it's been a month, sis isn't in the basement, she's in a full blown coma.
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↪️@y/n that's what she gets for eating MY oreos.
↪️gagasheart: one more month and it's gonna be a whole murder case 💀
↪️y/n: Who Ate The Oreos? 🥱 sounds interesting.
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Y/n: Welp, Ms.Gaga isn't communicating with me, so which one of you bitches wants to come to New York with me, I'm bored.
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↪️ladygaga: Ms.girl, if you even think about going to New York with someone that isn't me, I swear on Chromatica I'll lock you in this basement.
↪️y/n: alrighty😃🤚
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gagasoreos: Day 100 without Ms.Gaga
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↪️y/n; Don't worry guys she just started glitching so we have to fix her, she will be returned shortly. Actually, make that like, another 100 days because she glitched again.
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Y/n: Now that I don't have a girlfriend to bother, Keeping Up With The Kardashians is pretty interesting. Imma go get me a Kardashian brb.
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↪️ladygaga: Y/n I swear to god...
↪️Y/n: AYE Nat owes me 30 dollars now, I told her that would catch your attention. She's back y'all😃👍
↪️lgbabies: y/n,,, when she gets out of that basement, she's going to go full countess on you and slit your throat 😭 you made her mad
↪️y/n: and that is why I am currently driving around in the middle of nowhere so that I have a 5 minute head start 🥱
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ladygaga: I'm backkkk and y/n's ignoring me😭
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↪️y/n: bruh, shush. Keeping up with the Kardashian's is getting interesting.
↪️ladygaga: I'm going to unplug the tv
↪️y/n: listen Ms.Gaga, you do that and I WILL put you back in that basement
↪️ladygaga: that is abuse 😀
↪️lgbabies: this feels illegal to watch😭
↪️y/n: shhh, 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯
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Y/n: I fell in love with the devil, and now I'm trouble.
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↪️ladygaga: I'm known as the devil now?
↪️y/n: not you, Lucifer bitch, this show is immaculate 😍
↪️sarahtannomakeup: y/n, if you don't give your girlfriend kisses right now...
↪️ladygaga: 💔
↪️y/n: NO NO NO NO ILY 😭🤍
↪️ladygaga: kisses? 🥺
↪️y/n: fine, fine. I'll give you kisses 😒
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Y/n: Y'all convinced me into watching The Shining, so here I am sitting on the couch by myself, watching a movie that I'm going to lose sleep over.
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↪️allybby: girl- don't watch that shit alone, watch it with your girlfriend
↪️y/n: I would but she's still in the basement because I'm on my period and she's getting on my last nerves 😃
↪️allybby: isnt that abuse-
↪️y/n: she messed with me, she got put in time out, where the FUCK is the abuse part?
↪️ladygaga: I'm sorry for making you cry, now can I get out please? 🥺
↪️littlemonsterbby: girl is she actually in the basement-
↪️y/n: no I kicked her out of the house. And no Stef, go away.
↪️ladygaga: I got chick-fil-a for you. I'll give you cuddles and kisses too🥺
↪️y/n: IM COMING 🤸‍♂️
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Y/n: I no longer have anything better to do but eat chicken nuggets, fries, and oreos, while binge watching shows 😭🤚
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↪️ladygaga: excuse me, are you eating MY Dino nuggets?!
↪️y/n: Ms.Gaga, YOU left Chromatica, therefor I do as I please.
↪️ladygaga: well knock knock Bitch, I'm home. 🙄
↪️y/n: uh sorry, your identity is no longer familiar on Chromatica, you've been gone for too long. Welp, I guess I have the Dino nuggets all to myself now.
↪️ladygaga: this is MY planet
↪️y/n: not anymore Ms.Gaga
↪️ladygaga: y/n, I swear to god-
↪️y/n: AYE take it easy Ms.Gaga, no swearing on this planet 😃🤚
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Y/n: hehe, so I think I lost Koji, and I don't know where he went 😭
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gagasgold: y/n- ms.girl- Gaga will quite literally end you if she finds out 😭
↪️y/n: listen, if I can't find the dog, I'll just go into the woods and bring home a squirrel and tame it 😀
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Y/n: Shes alive, I just stole her for a while 😙

girl- Gaga will quite literally end you if she finds out 😭↪️y/n: listen, if I can't find the dog, I'll just go into the woods and bring home a squirrel and tame it 😀-Y/n: Shes alive, I just stole her for a while 😙

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↪️littlemonster667: the way she's holding you 🥺
↪️y/n: she's my world 🤍
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Y/n: no but in all honesty, baby's just sleeping and taking focusing on herself, and of course focusing on upcoming things, she's okay, and she loves you 🤍
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Anyways, I hope you enjoyed reading a few tweets I came up with. And of course we miss the queen but she obviously needs a short break, and is focusing on upcoming things. I swear she'll come back when we least expect it though 😭🤚

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