*Camera turns on and we see Janus at his desk, staring blank-eyed into the camera*
Janus: Some of you have asked me how I get through the day, and while I could give you a number of answers ranging from "sheer willpower" to "seeing Remus..." *holds up a Starbucks mug* The answer is, and always will be, coffee. *Downs it*
*Screen goes black and you hear a mildly-creepy sounding tune as the words GodOfAnarchy appear onscreen in elegant script. Cut to Janus again, looking a lot more awake. His hands are steepled and he has a grin on his face.*
Janus: Greetings, fellow masterminds, and welcome to another installment in "Showstopper---" the series where I tell you about a TV show that I enjoy and why exactly you should be watching it as soon as possible. And today, for the very first time, even though I met the bastard back in October---I am joined by my friend Virgil! Coming to us from the Pacific Northwest!
*A window opens up on the screen, showing Virgil, who's looking a little confused.*
Virgil: Uh. Hey.
Janus: Much like the poet he was named for, Virgil is a sarcastic little shit and I respect him to a degree that I never really thought I'd be able to achieve for one of my friends. Sadly, he's also a ball of anxiety, and he was pretty nervous about showing his face on camera. I convinced him.
Virgil: Translation---he would not stop bugging me until I agreed, and I agreed to make him shut up.
Janus: *waving a hand around* We'll discuss the technicalities later. Virgil, why don't you tell everyone a little bit about yourself?
*Screen switches to just Virgil*
Virgil: Uh, okay... *scratches back of neck* So, I'm Janus's age, and, like he said, I live in the Pacific Northwest---I'm not gonna specify where, but if I'm going to appear in other videos, you might be able to guess eventually, though I'm definitely not confirming it. Um, I like to read, and I like music, especially the alternative genre... pronouns are he/him... I'm hella gay, and I'm currently dating Roman, Remus's brother, who you might have already seen on this channel---or not, he and Janus have been fighting and they only made up because I kind of forced them to---and... uh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
*Screen switches back to Janus*
Janus: Well, thank you for that. *clears throat* Okay, so, today, we're going to be talking about a show that is twenty years old, but has a very special place in my heart. Because Virgil is also a big fan of this show, I thought it'd be prudent to let him come along... and I'm sure you've guessed from the title which show we're doing. *grins* Yep. We're doing Gilmore Girls. *claps hands* Roll sequence!
*Sequence does not roll, Virgil appears back onscreen*
Virgil: We're gonna come back to edit this, and it's just like---
Janus: The sequence is not rolling---
Virgil: *starts laughing* Oh noooooo---
*Sequence rolls this time, showing some various clips from Gilmore Girls. Screen then switches back to Janus and Virgil.*
Janus: *exhales* So. Where do I even begin with this show?
Virgil: I think maybe a good starting point would be the premise? I mean, I could be totally wrong, seeing as I've never done this before, but---
Janus: No, no, you're right. *cracks knuckles* So, in case you've been living under a rock and have no idea what this show is, Gilmore Girls is about a woman named Lorelai Gilmore and her daughter Rory---

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On The S.I.D.E.
FanfictionA bunch of hijinks, one-shots, and just a bunch of random stuff all related to "The Academy of S.I.D.E." and its sequels. I hope you enjoy!