Thought you guys could use some more memes in these trying times. Hope you enjoy. :P
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Emile: Janus, I'm going to need those files on my desk tomorrow morning.
Janus: *smirking* "Those files?" Interesting nickname to give your husband.
Emile: *gives him the librarian stare*
Janus:
Emile:
Janus:
Emile:
Janus: I think I should leave.
Emile: You absolutely should.
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Ian: You do know that it's unhealthy to bottle up your negative emotions, right?
Augustus: *finger guns* That's why I also bottle up the positive ones!
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Virgil: Longest time I've ever gone without sleeping was four days. I was binge-watching my favorite TV show and my parents were out of town so nobody could stop me.
Logan: Pathetic. I went without sleeping for an entire week trying to finish an invention. And I've witnessed my father stay awake for twice that long, only staying up through the power of coffee and Red Bull mixed together.
Patton: *watching with concerned, wide eyes*
Virgil: I can beat that.
Logan: Bet.
Patton: NOBODY IS BETTING ANYTHING BOTH OF YOU GO TO BED IMMEDIATELY
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Quinn: So, lots of people ask me whether I'm a boy or a girl, and I always tell them that I'm lightning.
Pearl: You're an angel, is what you are.
Logan: *walking by with coffee in hand* No, they're Satan, actually.
Quinn: *electroshocks him*
Quinn: So anyway---
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When the resident emo does not give a shit about demons:
Virgil: *cracking his knuckles* Okay, I'm gonna be really crude here, so don't stop me.
Janus: *unsure of how to respond* All right...
Virgil: *inhales* FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!
Janus: Holy shit!
Virgil: *moving back and forth* I disrespect your bridge, Goatman! I'm dancing on your bridge!
Remus: *dying of laughter*
Virgil: *throwing his middle fingers into the air* This is my bridge now, Goatman! People are gonna come here and tell tales about me!
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Janus: So... you really don't have a crush on Pam?
Persephone: Nope. Nuh-huh.
Janus: *smirking as the bitter taste spikes up* Of course. And you don't get incredibly flustered whenever she's around?
Persephone: Obviously not. I mean, she's my best friend, right? I'm totally cool around---
Pam: *breezes in* Hey, dollface, just realized that you forgot your sketchpad back at our room, so I went to get it. Don't go leaving your stuff around, okay? *kisses Persephone on the cheek, leaves*
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FanfictionA bunch of hijinks, one-shots, and just a bunch of random stuff all related to "The Academy of S.I.D.E." and its sequels. I hope you enjoy!
