(ON HOLD) A Robot With Issues | Ishimondo Android AU

Chapter 9

Beep.. Beep.. Beep…

He might as well charge his laptop now.

Beep.. Beep.. Beep..

Kiyotaka grabbed his charging cable from under the bed and connected it to his laptop that was on his table.

Beep.. Beep.. Be-

"I SWEAR TO GOD. IF YOU ASK FOR ANOTHER 'BOOTY CALL' I'M GONNA SEND A MURDEROUS ROOMBA WITH A FLAMETHROWER ATTACHED TO YOUR GODDAMN H-"

"Hello, Ms. Iruma! I'm sorry to bother you. My name is Kiyotaka Ishimaru. I'm a friend of Chihiro Fujisaki. I've acquired your android, Mondo and I'd like to ask a few questions regarding him," Kiyotaka introduced himself.

"Huh? Mondo?" she paused, "Oh, that piece of junk."

"I don't think that Mondo is a 'piece of junk'-"

"Look, I'm in a bad mood today and I don't really care what sorta weird crap you do with his android dick," she interjected.

Kiyotaka raised an eyebrow "What do you mean by android d-"

"Yeah, don't act so innocent, Mister," he heard some clattering, "I'm pretty sure it's obvious what anyone would do when they found out that a Daiya bootleg android had a dick attached to it."

Kiyotaka didn't really get what the inventor is referencing, "..Who is Daiya?" he asked since he didn't get the answer the last time.

He heard choking noises from the other side, "Fuck- You don't know who Daiya is? He's one of the most famous actors in Japan, duh. What type of trash filled rock are you living under?"

Trash filled..? "For the record, I didn't find him by 'digging through the trash'. I actually bought him for 100 yen on a website," Kiyotaka paced around the room as he talked.

He heard another choking noise followed with a few coughing "Wait- what the fuck?! Someone sold one of my creations for 100 fucking yen?!"

Kiyotaka stopped in his tracks, "I assume so."

"So you're telling me that there's a trash digger who found my android and then decided to sell it for 100 yen?! My creations are worth way more than that!"

"Yes.. I agree…" Kiyotaka said, unsure what to reply. He was also unsure whether Miu was upset because of the fact that her android was sold or that her android cost 100 yen to buy, or both.

"Anyway..." Kiyotaka tried to change the subject, "May I ask a few questions about the android?"

"Yeah, shoot. I don't have anything to do anyways since Kiibo's done all the chores," she muttered the last part.

"Okay, first question," Kiyotaka took a seat at his table,  "Are there any warnings about the android?"

"Ugh, you're making it sound like a job interview…" she muttered, "Maybe how he's like.. very stubborn to follow orders. He's also way too emotional so watch out for that."

She paused for a while. Kiyotaka was about to ask another question but she spoke up, "Oh! And his horrible taste in hairstyles! One time I went back home to find him with his hair in a ridiculous pompadour! I don't really mind pompadours but his hair looked like a freakin amalgamation of a baguette and a corn!"

"Well that's odd," Kiyotaka commented.

"I know, right?! I shouldn't have left him with the laptop all day," she said, exasperated.

"Hm?" Kiyotaka sounded.

Miu sighed, "Yeah, call me irresponsible but I left him with my laptop all day so that he could research and learn crap. He somehow ended up googling biker gang stuff and just violent shit in general."