BTS Oneshots

Not Funny - Namjin

Namjoon smiled happily, wrapping his arm around the olders tiny waist. The older eyes glimmered as he looked up into the bright sky of NYC. But suddenly he removed the youngers hand from his waist.

"I want bulgogiii!" He sang grasping onto his hand and swinging it back and forth. The young couple were heading towards the only decent Korean BBQ place in their area and Jin was without a doubt ecstatic to have it. 

"Okay, calm down Jinnie.." Namjoon said ruffling his fading purple hair. Jin smiled opening the door to be hit with the savouring smell of Korean BBQ.

"I'm so hungry for some decent BBQ, I didn't want to have to wait until we return for Christmas" Jin said shivering into Namjoons side

"You cold darling?" He asked rubbing the side of his arms in hopes to warm him up some.

"Yes, I'm freeezinggg" he sang loudly earning some glares from people around the restaurant.

"Darling we're gonna get a private room. Calm down until we are in there." Jin nodded with a pout, embarrassment clouding his expression as his stomach began to rumble.

"Are you hungry" Namjoon chuckled rubbing his stomach softly. Jin nodded leaning closer into his warm touch for comfort.

"Hey, I just... uh want have a private room." Jin said in broken English causing Namjoon to chuckle softly.

"One private room?" Jin nodded his cheeks beginning to turn red.

"Okay follow me." Namjoon couldn't help but cooe at the red spreading up to Jins ears as he looked away in embarrassment.

"Love, it was fine. Way better then many other people huh?" Jin shook his head rolling his eyes as they stepped into the room.

"Take your time to order, I will be back in a moment." They nodded politely but the moment the door closed Jin let out a shaken sigh.

"I need a drink." Jin huffed as Namjoon looked acrossed the table with worry in his eyes.

"You okay darling?" Jin nodded looking through the menu with a bored expression.

"Yes, it's just maybe if I get drunk I will come up with a better fashion idea that will be accepted by my boss" he exclaimed dropping down the menu. Namjoon let out a sigh closing the menu and leaning over to peck his plump pink lips.

"Jinnie, your are one of the best fashion designers that I know. You can always turn nothing into something. Your so creative. I believe in you more than anyone. If your boss doesn't see that then he's a idiot." Jin smiled lightly reaching out to caress Namjoons chubby cheeks.

"Thank you... but I'm still getting drunk off my ass" Namjoon laughed in amusement, lightly shaking his head.

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Jin smirked downing the last drops of soju from his bottle as Namjoon watched completely puzzled.

"Hey Namjoon..." he slurred popping another bottle open as his boyfriend reached over trying to grab it out of his hands.

"Hey! Don't you touch my baby" he slurred pointing a finger into his boyfriend face as Namjoon raised his hands up in defence.

"Hey.. Baby. What do Zombies eat on a diet?" Namjoon shrugged picking up some bulgogi and feeding it to his drunk lover.

"Grains!" He laughed his mouth full of food as Namjoon grimaced looking away in second hand embarrassment.

"That's not funny Jinnie.." he said making Jin frown and begin to sniffle.

"Oh no, honey don't cry" Namjoon said rushing over to his boyfriends side who had tears running down his flushed cheeks.

"Y-you said you b-believed I-in me more t-then anyone... but m-my jokes are n-not f-f-funny?" He cried out making Namjoon frown.

"Hey, it was so funny I was just joking!" Jins eyes widened as he began to laugh putting his head in Namjoons shoulder.

"That's not funny but it's funny!" Namjoon widened his eyes lifting his boyfriend up off the chair.

"I think it's time we go home love." Jin pouted slumping his shoulders down as Namjoons struggled to hold onto him.

"I don't wanna" he whined making Namjoon sigh in annoyance.

"Don't be a little brat. We're going." The women came in attempting to contain her laughter at the situation.

"Would you like anything to go?" Namjoon nodded holding tightly onto Jins waist.

"And the bill please" she nodded shuffling out of the room quickly leaving Namjoon with Jin.

"Hey Namjoon... let's fuck." Namjoon eyes widened as he dropped his boyfriend onto the chair.

"You are never drinking like this again!" Namjoon scolded trying to not stutter at how flustered he was.

"I know you wannaaaa" Namjoon squeezed his eyes shut, the door clicked open making him sigh and relief and take the take out boxes and bill into his hands.

"T-T-Thank y-you.." he stammered leaving the cash on the table before picking his boyfriend up again.

"Have a goodnight sir" the women snickered making Jin turn around slowly.

"What are you laughing at huh? Your dressed like Ronald fucking McDonald you little brat!" Jin said making the woman look up to Namjoon confused.

"He said thank you so much for the meal it was wonderful." She nodded unsure about whether it was the true before turning to leave.

"Watch your attitude darling." Namjoon said picking up all of the boxes and Jins belongings.

"What are you gonna punish me?" He whisper into Namjoon neck making him groan in annoyance.

"Jin, your intoxicated stop it now." The younger scolded opening the door to the private room to see most people had already left the restaurant.

"I'm tired" Namjoon smiled in happiness as he pecked the others hot cheek. They made their way out of the restaurant, time square brightening their view.

Jin clung onto Namjoons side as they made their was down the small sidewalk that led to their apartment building.

"We'll get to bed once we arrive home then huh? No funny business tonight goofball." Jin nodded leaning onto his boyfriends shoulder feeling himself drift in and out of consciousness.

"Carry me" he mumbled sleepily making his boyfriends smile brighten.

"Okay love, only because we are getting close to the apartment." Namjoon said boosting the others lighter body into his arms. The strong scent of alcohol mixed with citrus clouded his senses as he put his head into the back of his boyfriends neck.

"It tickles.." Jin slurs out. Namjoon chuckled placing a small kiss on the crook of his neck.

"Hey Namjoonie... why did the invisible person not become a stripper?" Namjoon eyes widened as he lightly slapped Jins fluffy hair.

"Yah why are you being like this tonight." Jin smirked snuggling close into his neck.

"Let me finish... because he couldn't  see himself doing it. Get it because he's invisible" Namjoon nodded yawning softly.

"Not funny." He said simply.

"Don't be jealous baby.. it's doesn't look good on you." Namjoon rolled his eyes once again. Tonight he just was Not funny. Not one bit.