Imagine.....a groupchat with the boys
Jacky boy👼🏻= Jack
Dean-o🤠= Dean
My Fav Angel😇= Cas
Samsquatch🧍🏻♂️= Sam
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Jacky boy👼🏻: What is a period? And when do I get mine
Samsquatch🧍🏻♂️: Jack, you don't get a period
You: only girls get periods
Jacky boy👼🏻: but what is it?
Dean-o🤠: Please do not get her started
Jacky boy👼🏻: what?
You: it's our bodies punishing us for not getting pregnant.
Samsquatch🧍🏻♂️: Oh god, not this again
You is typing
Jacky boy👼🏻: why is she taking so long to type?
Dean-o🤠: Oh Jack, you don't know what you just started
Samsquatch🧍🏻♂️: He really has no idea what's coming, does he
You is typing
Jacky boy👼🏻: i'm confused
You: I don't know why its decides to do this, like I thought not getting pregnant was a good thing? Its like "Oh you didn't get pregnant this month so now you must bleed and shred tissue out your vagina for a week." Then it doesnt think we learned our lesson so on top of bleeding we get cramps, bloating, pimples and food cravings. Don't even get me started on our feelings because I swear I cry for no reason on my period.
Dean-o🤠: Ew, gross. Y/n really Im eating.
You: You don't think I know its gross? I see a murder scene in my pants everytime I go to the bathroom.
Dean-o🤠: Y/n please stop
Samsquatch🧍🏻♂: Dean you stop. We don't know what it's like and don't act like you dont wait on her hand and foot during her time of the month.
My Fav Angel😇= Y/n menstruation is a very beautiful and natural process all girls go through
You: shut up
Jacky boy👼🏻: That sounds terrible Y/n. One more question, how does a girl get pregnant?
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You: Going on a supply run. Does anyone need anything?
Dean-o🤠: pie
You: no, we already have pie
Dean-o🤠: well i want more pie
My Fav Angel😇: just get dean pie
You: ugh
Samsquatch🧍🏻♂: can you get me some more of that vegan bacon
You: sure
Jacky boy👼🏻: how can bacon be vegan??
You: its made out of veggies but it actually taste good
Jacky boy👼🏻: oh
Dean-o🤠: Y/n you traitor
You: ??
Dean-o🤠: you started eating rabbit food, your suppose to be a mini-me not a mini-moose
You: sorry i am not trying to die of cardiac arrest at a young age.
