Mean Girls / Heathers x Reader Oneshots & Preferences (HIATUS)

How You Meet

Suggested / Requested by: 19Heathers89

Warnings: None.

PS: in these, they either a) develop a crush on you b) just end up meeting you, or c) you like them

I hope that makes sense anyways on to the preferences

Heather Chandler:
- Bitch is walking around Westerburg slaying
- Yknow she's the queen so
- And she asks (well not really asks) you to move
- "Make me, Chandler."
- She's literally about to smite you
- You're like "Fine whatever but it's a good thing you're so hot I mean ahaha what"
- "Pardon?"
- "... Nothing."
- This is what made her really see you for the first time and now she's just really confused
- Help the child

Heather Duke:
- I feel like you had a really cliche meeting
- At a BOOKSTORE
- She was buying a new book
- And you're an employee at the store
- She runs into you knocking the big stack of books from your arms
- Meanwhile, all she's thinking is "What in the YA novel"
- You're apologizing a lot
- And then you realize that the Heather fucking Duke is in front of you
- So now you're freaking out more because you're pretty sure she's about to murder you because of everything you heard about her
- (She doesn't, by the way)

Heather McNamara:
- You met in kindergarten
- She was your best friend all the way through school
- Kinda boring, huh?
- And then she joins the Heathers :(
- One day, you're minding your own business and then Chandler asks you to join them
- And this is how you end up meeting again
- She realizes how different you are from before
- Now she gets to know you again yayyy
- She's real excited
- She just got her best friend back

Veronica Sawyer:
- You had just moved to Sherwood
- You were sitting in the corner of the cafeteria, all by yourself
- Veronica was minding her own business and then you caught her eye
- She has one conversation with you (I repeat: one) and absolutely loses her shit
- Ronnie really went Eliza Schuyler in Helpless
- Or, yknow, Veronica Sawyer in Fight For Me (obviously)
- The Heathers immediately notice
- *insert snickering and giggling*
- "God, Veronica. Stop throwing your panties at strangers."
- "B- Uh- Shut up, Heather!"

Regina George:
- Okay, you met Regina in sophomore year
- You had to do an assignment together
- At first you were super terrified
- But you're pleasantly surprised to see her actually put a lot of effort into it
- Little does she know, you have the fattest crush on her
- You don't think she knows about it
- But she does (obviously)
- So she was lowkey dropping lil flirts into your conversation
- But you didn't realize being the dense dumbass you are
- The entire time, all she can think is something along the lines of "What an idiot, at least she's cute"

Cady Heron:
- You're sitting in AP Calculus waiting for class to start
- And a new girl walks in (IT'S YA GIRL CADY WOO)
- She doesn't really leave a lasting impression on you (yet)
- Basically just "Ah, new kid"
- And then you turn around when she answers to say something fun
- *cue Stupid with Love*
- Cady enters a state of gay panic™
- And then she realizes you're Janis and Damian's friend
- She literally has to stop herself from doing a cute little victory dance on the spot
- A baby :')

Janis Sarkisian:
- ART CLASS ART CLASS ART CLASS
- You walk into the art room for the first time
- You're a little worried because you've never done art class before
- Damian's sitting there watching Janis do said art
- And then he elbows her
- "Hey, look at the fresh meat."
- Until Damian realizes you're his childhood friend
- He freaks out and demands that they go over and introduce themselves
- And Janis goes (aloud) *sigh* "Whatever at least she's cute"
- "Wait-"

Gretchen Wieners:
- You just moved to North Shore
- You got tripped by some asshole :/
- Someone named Regina George came to help you
- So she invites you to eat lunch with her and her friends
- Then, you meet ya girl Gretchen
- Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helplessssss
- Interpret that from your pov or Gretchen's
- Jk it's most definitely for both of you
- Regina and Karen are like "What am I witnessing"
- Meanwhile you and Gretchen are trying real hard not to show how head over heels you are for each other

Karen Smith:
- You met her when uhh
- AHA WHEN SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR COSTUMES
- You were an employee
- And she kept asking you for your opinion on the costumes
- Being the gay disaster you are...
- "Uh huh. That's a good one. Yeah. Mhm. Yep."
- Karen being Karen doesn't quite notice you're really flustered around her
- She's trying on sexy halloween costumes for fuck's sake
- Frantically texting your friends that "there's a really cute girl here and she's trying on revealing costumes HELP ME"
- Awkwardly asking for her number before speeding off to "Um, fix up the stuff in the back"

A/N: First preference thing done! I have two more ready, I'll be putting them up sometime this week probably :)