Mean Girls / Heathers x Reader Oneshots & Preferences (HIATUS)

When They Get Drunk

Requested by: dwvpvwujh4privaterel

Warnings: Drinking, slightly suggestive content (not smut just like jokes and stuff).

FT. JD AND AARON bc y'all said to include them and who am I to exclude my fav musical bois? (PS should I write like one or two separate parts for them with the other hcs or no?)

Heather Chandler:
- I definitely see Heather as very confident when she's drunk
- (Not that she isn't when she's sober, but-)
- You almost don't realize how much she's been drinking until she falls over
- "HEATHER?!?!?!"
- "S'all good, babe."
- "WHAT THE F U CK- Are you okay?"
- And then it clicks
- You're at a high school party, of course she's drunk
- "Taking me home, you say? Like, to go and fu-"
- "HEATHER WE'RE IN PUBLIC SHUT UP"

Heather Duke:
- You'll immediately know she's drunk
- Her face is all blushy and she gets super giggly
- SHE 100% IS CLUMSY
- Imagine her knocking over like fifty things while you try to get her to her room
- I bet she's kinda child-like when drunk
- Her being fascinated by the simplest things is adorable
- "Y/N LOOK AT THAT"
- "... Yeah. It's a stoplight."
- "IT'S ME AND HEATHER AND HEATHER!!!"
- *sigh* Look at your wasted little dumbassed girlfriend don't you love her

Heather McNamara:
- I feel like she isn't one to get super drunk
- But when she does get drunk
- You are in for a long night
- She is overly enthusiastic
- She will most definitely throw herself onto you or do something reckless and leave you to try and make sure she doesn't hurt herself
- "Heather!"
- "You caught me! You're so strong, y/n!"
- "What if I didn't, you idiot?"
- *puppy dog eyes*
- "... I-I'm sorry, I didn't-"

Veronica Sawyer:
- Veronica is definitely a laid back drunk
- She's very relaxed when drunk until someone flirts with or annoys you
- *cue her hurtling across the room screaming bloody murder*
- She will 100% deck anyone who bothers you
- And then she goes all soft and lovey for you
- While also still drunk so imagine her being all woozy
- "How drunk are you, Ronnie?"
- "Drunk? Pft. I'm not drunk, babe. I'm just... Loosening up."
- "You wanna go home, don't you."
- "... Please."

Jason Dean (HERE COME DAT BOI-):
- I feel like JD can take a lot of alcohol before he gets all drunk-y
- Either that or he can barely take any at all (i like to think there's no in between)
- You having to pull him away before he does something stupid like burn down the house or fight all the jocks singlehandedly
- "Mood killer."
- "JASON DEAN WE DO NOT DO BACKFLIPS OFF THE ROOF WE TALKED ABOUT TH-"
- Anyways yeah
- He's very much a daredevil when drunk
- Him doing as many shots as possible before you come back from the washroom
- So you have to ask your friends to supervise your dumbass boyfriend
- At least this idiot's hot

Regina George:
- No one can convince me that Regina is not a ridiculously flirty drunk
- Say something that sounds even remotely like it could be turned into an innuendo and she'll pounce on that opportunity
- "I'm thirsty, let me get water."
- "Thirsty, you say? Damn, didn't know you were that horny for me, y/n."
- "... Really?"
- Either that or Regina would be the type of person to just be clinging to you at all times
- "DON'T TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND FUCKERS"
- "... Regina, no one was."
- "SO??"
- She's fun when drunk so yeah

Cady Heron:
- C H A O S
- She's super giggly and child-like (i think you could see that in the musical lmao)
- I feel like she will want piggy-back rides if you're taking her home
- (really random but idk i kinda get that vibe)
- She is all over you when drunk
- If you leave her for even a second or two she gets all whiny and sad
- "Noooo don't leave me!!"
- "Cady, I need to use the washroom."
- "NooOoOOOO"
- *sigh*

Janis Sarkisian:
- I feel like Janis is a lot like Veronica (and no it's not because they're both played by barrett)
- I just feel like Janis is super laid-back but ready to fight anyone
- "What an asshole."
- "Imma go beat him up."
- "Wh- Janis, nO-"
- You and Damian having to watch over her because you know that if you take your eyes off her even for a second she'll wander off and do something stupid
- She says stuff that makes absolutely no sense
- "How drunk are you?"
- "Like, six feet."
- "... Well, what the fuck does that mean?"

Gretchen Wieners:
- I think Gretchen would be so unlike how she is normally
- Like, loud, daring, super flirtatious
- She really said uno reverse
- The first time it happened, it caught you so off guard
- "Gretchen, wh- WAIT W H A T-"
- "YEAH WOOoOOOO"
- You're honestly really shook as to how this is your girlfriend
- Whatever
- Just roll with it lmao
- And then she ends up passed out so you have to carry her home whee

Karen Smith:
- I feel like Karen would be the forgetful drunk
- "Hey, y/n?"
- "Yeah?"
- "Are you single?"
- *insert Regina trying so hard not to laugh and you letting out a small sigh*
- "No, Karen."
- "WHAT-"
- This conversation has 100% happened on numerous occasions and it never gets old
- You just smile and scoff because your girlfriend's being an idiot
- She has no recollection the next day so...

Aaron Samuels (HERE COME DAT BOI PT 2-):
- Aaron is wild when he's drunk
- I take Aaron as the guy who ends up standing on the table yelling something that no one can make out
- Or something along those lines
- "Aaron, get off the table."
- "Aaron, nO-"
- It's a surprise you manage to keep this idiot alive the entire time
- Alternatively he just peaces out and passes out on the nearest couch
- Take care of him pls
- He gets all mushy when you do
- But that could also be the alcohol adding to it who's to say

A/N: Wow this took a lot of brain power that I don't have THERE ARE NOW BOYS WOOOO! sorry it took so long for this one, I kinda procrastinated a bit and forgot this was a thing but I'm back and hopefully the updates will come back with me

Peace out homies it's almost 1 am and I need to sleep kk bye