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three gays and one dumbass💅🏻:

powerjongho:
you told me to come to this group chat so now tell me what's up

mango:
lmao I didn't tell u anything

santhemountain:
he's talking about me

santhemountain:
btw why did we stop texting in this group chat?

mango:
maybe because of this weird ass group name who even named this chat?

powerjongho:
bruh it was you

mango:
oh

mango:
well the name ain't even that bad when I think about it more

santhemountain:
of course

joongie:
Y'ALL WOKE ME UP GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

santhemountain:
why are you sleeping at 7pm?

joongie:
I need my beauty sleep

powerjongho:
back to the topic
san what's up?

santhemountain:
I met this person...

santhemountain:
well actually, we just texted a bit

santhemountain:
but they are so hot

powerjongho:
woah sannie finally found his future girlfriend

santhemountain:
uhm... not exactly

mango:
pls my brain already hurts

mango:
just tell us

powerjongho:
I thought you always wanted to have a girlfriend and now it's happening

powerjongho:
shouldn't you be happy?

santhemountain:
i AM happy

santhemountain:
there's just a ✨little✨ problem

powerjongho:
???

mango:
are they dumb?😂

santhemountain:
HE'S NOT, STOP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM WHY WOULD YOU INSULT HIM

mango:
it wouldn't even be a problem cause you're dumb too you'd fit together so well😩

mango:
wait-

powerjongho:
HE???!

joongie:
HE???!

powerjongho:
wow I thought you fell asleep again

joongie:
I TRIED but y'all were disturbing my sleep

mango:
but HE????

powerjongho:
SAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT

mango:
YES WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME WE COULD'VE BEEN GAY TOGETHER

santhemountain:
I JUST TYPED HE ON ACCIDENT
I'M NOT GAY

joongie:
but you didn't only wrote "he" you also wrote "him" TWO TIMES

powerjongho:
don't even try to convince us
it's a boy

mango:
I always secretly knew you were just as gay as I am😩

joongie:
who is it? now I really wanna know

santhemountain:
do I look like I'd tell you

powerjongho:
WAIT A SECOND-
IT'S THAT WOOWOO GUY RIGHT?

santhemountain:
NO ITS NOT THAT WOOWOO GUY

joongie:
it definitely is that woowoo guy

santhemountain:
why do u think that😩

joongie:
you literally talked with him in the comment section under your last post that you-

mango:
are horny for him and want to fuck him

mango:
I thought it was a joke but-

santhemountain:
well i mean he's unbelievably pretty
and nice
and so innocent damn

powerjongho:
san you're whipped

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