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three gays and one dumbass💅🏻

santhemountain:
y'all...

joongie:
oh no what did u do now

mango:
you're scaring me bro

powerjongho:
pls don't tell me you were wearing a cow costume in your biology class because you were talking about how the metabolism of a cow works, and you started Moo- ing and acting like a cow, so that your biology teacher sent you to the principal again

joongie:
what the-

mango:
he DID THAT ONCE????

santhemountain:
JONGHO YOU LITTLE-

powerjongho:
don't you dare insulting me or I'll break you

mango:
ouhhh, kinky~

joongie:
MINGI

santhemountain:
MINGI

powerjongho:
MINGI

joongie:
we don't support this kind of stuff here
y'all are too young and innocent

santhemountain:
PAHAHAHA DID YOU JUST CALL ME INNOCENT

santhemountain:
plsss BRO I'M CRYING OF LAUGHTER

santhemountain:
you're the only innocent one here

mango:
anyhow, what did you want to tell us

santhemountain:
I fucked up.

powerjongho:
I knew you did that cow thing again

santhemountain:
jongho, it's not funny, seriously

powerjongho:
now I'm genuinely concerned

mango:
sannie, just spill it

santhemountain:
It's about wooyoung

santhemountain:
he doesn't want to talk to me anymore

powerjongho:
OH MY GOD DID YOU GO ON A DATE WITH HIM IN THE COW COSTUME

joongie:
jongho, stop bullying him, that's a serious topic

joongie:
what did u to that he doesn't talk to you anymore?

santhemountain:
to be honest, I really don't know what I did

santhemountain:
he asked me if I was gay and I said yeah kinda because I met someone special, which I meant him with, and then suddenly started acting really awkward and coldly towards me

mango:
oh my god are you dumb

powerjongho:
bruh he probably thought you meant someone else

joongie:
and now he is jealous

santhemountain:
no, you don't understand
he's not even gay

mango:
the fact that you actually believe he's straight...

joongie:
i mean I only saw you two together once, but he acted so freaking gay, y'all almost kissed in front of us

santhemountain:
do you really think so?

powerjongho:
otherwise we wouldn't have said that

santhemountain:
but even IF he'd be gay...

santhemountain:
what shall I do about it?

santhemountain:
I kinda miss him though

joongie:
you'll probably see him tomorrow in school, right? just try to talk to him

powerjongho:
but DON'T rush him. if he doesn't like you then  you can't do anything about it

santhemountain:
ouch💔

joongie:
it's just the truth, wow jongho i'm proud of you

powerjongho:
daddy is proud of me, that's all i wanted to achieve in my life

mango:
don't call joongie daddy oh my god please-

santhemountain:
I will try talking to him

santhemountain:
but I'm scared that he'll push me away

joongie:
you just have to try it

santhemountain:
okay...

mango:
WAIT- omg I just noticed...

mango:
we can change our group name

santhemountain:
huh?

mango:
you're gay

mango:
now, we're four gays

mango: you're still a dumbass though

mango changed the group chat name to:

three gays and one gay dumbass💅🏻

santhemountain:
wow thank you, you're too sweet

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omg thank you so much for 3k reads🥺

also:

I died when I saw this

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I died when I saw this.

THEY ARE SO CUTE I WANT THIS KIND OF RELATIONSHIP TOO

the way wooyoung literally nuzzles into san's neck...

... they're basically living a fanfiction life

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