Hero Killer Arc BLOOPERS

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Hey guys!! So I'm having a WONDERFUL day. Unfortunately, though, nothing can last forever. My job is starting soon and I've got classes over the summer. So, because of all that, updates will be going back to being unscheduled! Yaaaay!!!! I'll be doing my best to keep up, but school has to come first. I love you all, and I hope you guys can understand! Anyways, thanks so much you guys for sticking with me! And I hope you have a happy bloopers reel!

Every time I come into work I leave with a migraine... Please try not to hurt me today... *BEEP*

Aizawa: *Currently in the middle of two hour lecture about staying healthy*

(Y/N): Uh huh, and who came back to school tWO DAYS AFTER THE USJ ATTACK?!

Aizawa: T-that's different!

(Y/N): HOW?!

Neither of them have any regard for their own personal well-being, do they? *BEEP*

(Y/N): HITOSHI!

Shinso: What...?

(Y/N): I'm gonna tell you pickup lines 'till you fall in love with me

Shinso: Uhh good luck with that I guess?

(Y/N): ARE YOU A BAKER? 'CAUSE YOU GOT SOME NICE BUNS

Shinso: No I am not; I'm trying to be a hero

Did she really think that would work? *BEEP*

Todoroki: *Holds up whiteboard that just says 'Shoto'*

(Y/N): Nope, sorry, I think the fuck not *steals whiteboard and scribbles furiously before shoving it back in his hands*

Todoroki: ...Freezerburn? I'm not a frozen dessert

(Y/N): TOO BAD. THAT'S YOUR NAME NOW.

Why do I kinda like it? *BEEP*

(Y/N): I am... *dramatically reveals whiteboard* The Dumbass Hero: Memelord!

Kaminari: Aw, man, I was gonna use that!

*Sigh* Neither of you are allowed to use that. *BEEP*

(Y/N): HEY, HITOSHI!!! IF YOU WERE A VEGETABLE, YOU'D BE A CUTE-CUMBER

Shinso: If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cab-bitch

(Y/N): I...

Damn, that was cold *BEEP*

(Y/N): So you do this every episode?

Aoyama: Pretty much, yeah

(Y/N): And the director STILL hasn't noticed?

Aoyama: Nope

(Y/N): Dude, I need to start doing it that sounds like so much fun

Aoyama: It's super easy. Just look straight into the camera every chance you get and smile at the fans

You do WHAT NOW?! *BEEP*

Iida: Would you like to come turn in your choice with me?

(Y/N): Sorry, (Y/N) can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and message after the beep, and I'll return your call as soon as possible... BEEEEEEEEEEE--

DO YOU THINK HE CAN'T SEE YOU? *BEEP*

Iida: You've decided on your internship then?

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