Final Fantasy XV Oneshots

Ignis

"He's a turd!" Noct yelled angrily.

"And he's not living up to his potential." Ignis said calmly.

"And I'm debating if I want to continue living." I said calmly.

"You die and I can't screw you." Ignis said calmly.

"I am no longer debating if I want to continue living." I said with a nod of my head.

"Really... sex with Ignis can't be that good." Prompto said with a laugh.

"Three hours."

"Seriously?" Gladio asked shocked.

"Could of been four."

"No way."

"I came three times in one of those hours." I said calmly.

"Four." Ignis said calmly.

"You're lying." Noctis said calmly.

"She isn't. We spend a long time in the bedroom. I like to experiment." Ignis said with a chuckle.

"Chains and whips excite him." I said with a wink.

"How did we get on this topic!" Noctis exclaimed.

"Well you were mad because Ignis told you to eat your vegetables and you both started to insult each other. I then said I wanted to kill myself and Ignis told me if I died I wouldn't get to sleep with him." I said calmly.

"And in all honesty, I like the blindfold better." Ignis said calmly.

"Only cause you blindfold me!"

"Sweetheart, you can't really blindfold me." Ignis said as he took his glasses off to reveal his eyes.

"I...."

"Forgot again." He said with a laugh.

"Sorry, babe."

"It's fine. Anyways. We should really get home." He said as he stood up.

"We will see you guys later." I said as Ignis put his hand on my shoulder.

"See yea later."

"Have fun!"

"Not to much though!" Noctis yelled.

"Yes your majesty." I said as I bowed my head.

Ignis let out a chuckle and as I shut the door and led him down the steps.

"Four hours?" He asked calmly.

"Had I told them six they would of fainted." I said with a laugh.

He shook his head and I pecked his lips before leading him to the car.