Final Fantasy XV Oneshots

Prompto

I walked into the kitchen and saw Prompto looking at his spork.

"Ah, (Y/n) can you tell me what this is?" Ignis asked as he raised his spork up.

"A spork." I said calmly.

"Right, Prompto... want to tell her what you said it was?" Ignis asked calmly.

"A fpoon." He said with a pout.

"Prompto.... you are a idiot." I said as I shook my head.

"Yea, can't believe you're gonna end up marrying him." Noctis said as he shook his head.

"She doesn't have to marry him." Gladio said calmly.

"Oh no I'm marrying him." I said calmly.

"Wait what?" Prompto asked shocked.

"Don't worry bout it."

"But I wanna. Who said we were getting married?"

"Prompto, before we die. I will be your second wife."

"What about Cindy?"

"She will be your first wife."

"What's gonna happen to her though?"

"Nothing anyone can prove." I said calmly.

"You gonna bribe her to leave Prompto?" Ignis asked calmly.

"Oh yea."

"What if I want you as my first wife then?" Prompto asked with a frown.

"Then that takes away my whole plan."

"Well then change your plan."

"Nope, already started."

Prompto shook his head and picked me up and threw me over his shoulder.

"Prompto put me down!" I yelled.

"Bye guys, I'm gonna go cuddle with my wife." Prompto said as he carried me away.

"But you aren't married." Noctis said calmly.

"Not yet!" Prompto yelled as he carried me away.