Final Fantasy XV Oneshots

Noctis

I let out a groan as I fell to the ground. We had just gotten finished with a hunt and I was exhausted.

"Isn't it weird we have to pay to see people?" Ignis said calmly.

"Plane tickets?" Gladio said calmly.

"Concert tickets?" Prompto asked with a frown.

"Prostitution?" Noctis said as he laid on me.

"I was taking about glasses." Ignis said as I set up and glared at Noctis.

"Oh." He said calmly.

"Why are you paying for prostitution? When I'm free of charge?" I asked with a frown.

"I'm not, well I am for Prompto... poor guy can't afford it." He said as he laid his head on my lap.

"Lying piece of shit. I know you would totally pay for it." Gladio said calmly.

"Oh so you saying I'm no good?" I asked angrily.

"No." Gladio said quickly.

"I see how it is. Well Noct you can have fun with your hoes!" I snapped.

I threw him off of me and stood up, dusting myself off.

"Okay." He said calmly.

In an instant he had thrown me over his shoulder.

"Bye guys. Have to have fun with my hoe." He said as he carried me away.

"Oh you smooth bastard." I grumbled out.