Helluva Boss: Loona one-shots

Loona x Succubus! reader

Requested by: Hollowqueen1

Ever since you died and were sent to Hell, you were picked up by Verosika Mayday and her team to sexually prey on both the living and demons alike. You had one job: be horny.

However, the constant hustle to manipulate the energy of others for the gain of narrow pleasure started to become exhausting.

As Verosika found out that you quit the job she managed while she was in prison, she was ultimately infuriated, as you were one of her best workers. And the fact that you ditched her company to work with one of her biggest enemies, Blitzo, made her break the prison phone she held with the clutch of her fist.

"Guys, I would like for you all to say hello to our newest employee... Y/N!" Blitzo opened his arms like you were some prize he won at the fair.

"Uh, isn't that one of Verosika Mayday's succubi? Why would she want a job here?" Loona questioned, then gasped. "Unless she's a spy! Blitzo, have you gone off the deep end?!"

"I really don't want to talk about that life, sorry. I came to join you guys so that I could start anew. You don't know how tiring it gets to just hoe around and have your way with every man you see," you explained. "I just wanna kill shit!"

"Amen, girl!" Millie encouraged.

"Don't worry too much about it, Loonie. I got a feeling this one really wants to get clean. Leading a life like her's is hard to break, sometimes."

"Yeah, only you would know. That's how you found Stolas." Loona commented.

"Aw come on, that was one time at a party!" Blitzo sighed. "Anyway, I would like to celebrate this small victory by allowing you to come along this time, Loona, so be thankful I'm even allowing you to do that."

"Oh," Loona says with great interest.

In the living world, the crew spawned just outside of a popular strip club in an unfamiliar city that they did not recognize. However, there were tons of juicy targets that surrounded the club, which Loona quickly sniffed out, literally.

"Ok, Y/N, since you're a succubus, you will be doing the luring. Loona, you will get the chance to use my sniper rifle."

"Hell fuck yeah," Loona said.

Because your job consisted of this kind of routine, you had no problem luring random strangers to alleyways. In fact, you did your job better than Loona, and you tried just as hard as she did. Even so as to bring three to five at a time.

As soon as a bullet ran through their skull and brain and their blood splattered everywhere, you received chills down your spine. 

"Woah... That felt good..." You say it louder so that the crew could hear you. "That felt good!!"

Loona gave a smirk and a thumbs-up as she was wearing sunglasses. The more she stared through the scope of the sniper rifle, the more she began to see attractiveness in you. The way you moved your body when you lured those guys in. The way you held yourself in general, so well-formed and graceful.

"No wonder she can pull so many men. She's fucking hot." She thought and blushed. "Ugh, what am I doing? It hasn't even been a full day and I'm already starting to have feelings for someone I haven't even said 'hi' to directly."

When the crew was finished with taking care of their targets, Loona could not wait to make the first move and shyly approached you in the alley

"H-hey, Y/N," she tugged at the sleeve of your shirt as she played with her hair

"Oh hey, uhhh..."

"Loona. Sorry I didn't tell you earlier."

"No, no, it's okay. Really." You responded with a hand behind your head.

Loona lost herself in your eyes. "I wonder what it's like to be as good-looking as you."

"Really? I'm not that good-looking. I hope you realize that my job comes easy anyway because I'm a succubus. How attractive I am doesn't matter."

The hellhound came to her senses and thought what she said was stupid and awkward. "Of course! I mean- well- I wish I had that effect on men." She frowned.

"I said looks don't matter, darling."

The fact that you called Loona "darling" made her blush harder. Her eyes shifted away from you. "I know but... Just- nevermind. You will hate me." She said quietly.

"Oh? And I was just about to say that I liked you."

"WAIT REALLY?!" She wagged her tail. "I mean... Yeah, that's cool."

You laughed. "Yeah... Maybe we can take this conversation somewhere else? I know a few places where we could get food."

She chuckled. "Sounds great. I'll take it up with Blitzo and see if he will let me go."

"Will you two fucking hurry up already?! Save your horny ass make-out sessions in hell!!" Blitzo yells at you both from behind as he held the portal open.

Loona's face turned red. "BLITZ!!!"

When the staff at IMP packed their things and began to leave the building, Loona took a ride in your car so that you two's little date could officially start.

At the restaurant of choice, you and Loona talked and joked about her lame life and you did the same, simply enjoying the company of each other.

As her hand laid on the table, you grabbed it and lovingly locked your fingers around her's. Silently, you two looked at each other and smiled. You slid a fry in her mouth, and she did the same.

After you two were finished eating, you took Loona to a cliff that overlooked a peaceful ocean, which was ironic since Hell is supposed to be anything but peaceful.

The wind annoyingly blew in your face as you tried to talk to Loona. But she decided that no more words needed to be said about the time you and she spent together.

"Y/N, no, it's okay," Loona said as she removed the hair from your face with her claws. Her lips pressed against yours. "I understand."

Respectfully, you blushed and smiled. 

"Also... Why the FUCK is your hair so soft?!"