don't blame me

xxiii, just like a movie.

act two, chapter twenty three. just like a movie.

TOMMY IS A POOPY FACE

GREEN BASTARD 😢
hi guys 😍 @everyone

OTHER GREEN BASTARD
hi gays

autocorrect

wait a sec why is my name other
green bastard i'm not green

SHITFACE TOMMYINNIT
have you ever seen an olive

OTHER GREEN BASTARD
i didn't give you permission to
talk be quiet shitface tommyinnit

WIMBLUR SCOOT
ugh couples goals 😇 anywho
why have we been summoned..

JACK /DEROGATORY
sussy among us balls

TUBZO
jack that's so fucking hot

JACK /DEROGATORY
i'm going to stop talking because
tubbo will frame me with these
text messages

RANBOB
why did d*eam call everyone here
is he deleting the smp

if you wanna leave the prison just
say something you literally control
the lore

SNAPMAP
dream why didn't you tell me what's
happening we live in the same house
why are you keeping secrets from
me

COLOURBLIND FREAK
haha sapnap you suck

SNAPNAP
george acting like someone told him
about this

COLOURBLIND FREAK
ok

NIHACHU 😈
hi everyone why is everyone here
what happened

JARL KACOBS
anyone seen candice around

SHITFACE TOMMYINNIT
who

OTHER GREEN BASTARD
LMFAOOO FUCKING KARMA
TOMMY THATS WHAT YOU GET

JARL KACOBS
CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO
MOUTH

SHITFACE TOMMYINNIT LEFT THE GROUP.

NIHACHU 😈 ADDED SHITFACE TOMMYINNIT TO THE GROUP.

BIG FUCKING Q
damn it niki we almost had him
gone why'd you add him back

OTHER GREEN BASTARD
EYYYY BIG Q

BIG FUCKING Q
EYYYY LIVER

GREEN BASTARD
are you all done talking

OTHER GREEN BASTARD
dream i'm watching you from your
window rn

I mean Yes

GREEN BASTARD
how do you all feel about meeting
up somewhere

OTHER GREEN BASTARD
yeah i've never met tommy before
so i think it would be cool to