Big (Un)Happy Family

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Tina:...

Remi:...

Tilly:...

Kaga:...

Akagi: So...lemonade?

Kaga: Sister... why do these Sirens know your name?

Tina: I was actually going to ask who you were from her

Kaga only glared at her, with Tina showing no noticeable flinch.

Remi shuffled a bit since she was the outlier in this group. Everyone had weapons of destruction and could easily destroy even metal with their hands, all except her.

Akagi: Alright, before you go blow to blow, let's calm down before we give Setogaya a heart attack

The three turned to the only human in the room, who unconsciously flinched when their gazes fell on her.

Tilly: Yeah...okay

Tina: Sure

Kaga: Wait, just like that?

Tina shrugged

Tina: I don't wanna cause problems really

Tilly: Same here, I thought that humans were a wee bug to crush underfoot, then the Siren Hunter here brought us to a town and we had a blast running around

Kaga: But, aren't you-

Tilly: Sirens? Yes. Just because we are doesn't mean we want to kill everything ya bleached pest!

Kaga: B-bleached pest?!

Akagi: Calm down Kaga, that's just how she speaks

Tilly: About that, I always wondered where my accent originated. Turns out I have a slight Scottish accent Akagi

Akagi: Really? I should take you to Scotland one day to enjoy ourselves

Tilly: I'd appreciate that

Remi: Can we get back on track please?!

...

Remi: U-uh...never mind

Akagi: No, you're right. So I guess you want to know how these two came into my life?

She said that as she pointed to the two Sirens.

Kaga: I would like to know

Akagi: Alright, well the gist of it is that during my mission in France, I snuck into their compound and sabotaged the French Basilica's costal defenses. From there I stayed for a while longer, met these two, and kidnapped them

Kaga: You...you kidnapped Sirens...

Tina: I'll admit that wasn't the best choice, then again I don't think we would have came willingly if she asked

Tilly: Hell, we'd probably shot at her an' lost our heads

Akagi: Oh that would definitely happen

Tina:...Real helpful Akagi

Akagi:*smirks* I aim to please

Kaga:*sigh* Just what kind of tricks did you pull to get these two to not murder everyone in sight?

Akagi: It was simple, I took them out on dates

Remi: WHAT?!

They turned to Remi, who was staring at Akagi. She shyed away when she looked at her.

Akagi: Aww what's wrong? Sad that somebody got to me first?

Remi: N-no! I just didn't expect that is all

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