A DirkJake Fanfic

Coffee Shop

Authors' Note I don't own homestuck or any characters used in this fanfiction ALL CHARACTORS BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE

Dirk P.O.V.

I woke up feeling like crap and took one of my long showers. After loosening up i went out to meet the little shit named Dave sitting on the couch. I sighed, "hey Dave."

"Hey bro." Simple as ever I though to myself, then I remembered Jake told me to pester him this morning for a 'big announcement'. I sighed and Dave looked at me. "what's wrong. Is it your 'boyfriend'." he mocked, then smirked like usual when he knew that he had been right. so i refused to speak to him practically saying 'yeah it's my boyfriend' I walked back to my room.

I simply said, "Yeah it's my 'boyfriend' he has some dumb announcement that he is going to display over pesterchum you shit." Dave kept on smiling like he does all the time when he gets something right with out needing to get into my business. 'Screw him' I thought silently cursing for not telling his dumbass to fuck off.

GolgothasTerror [GT] began pestering TimaeusTestified [TT] GustyGumshoe [GG] TipsyGnostalgic [TG]

[GT]: Hey dirk, jane, and roxy, here it goes my Big Announcement!!! Ooooh im so excited!

[TG]: Hey Jaky whaz te annuncemant

[TG]:*Jakey *what *the *annoucenma

[TG]: *annuncment

[GG]: Roxy I think you should stop before you hurt yourself.

[TG]: Don't wary Janey ill be feni

[TG] *woru *fine

[GT]: Where's dirk?

[GG] He might be busy or sleeping although sleeping through your announcement is wuite rude

[TT] Sorry I'm late I was dealing with a little shit.

[TG]: you men litl davy

[TG]: *maen *lil *davey

[TT]: Roxy just stop your already getting yourself hurt enough without trying to spell.

[GT]: Ok now that everyone is here... with out further adoo *drum roll in background*

[GT]: I'm moving to the area where you guys live!!

My heart raced at his statement, we were going to meet together for the first time and not across a screen.

[GG]: Jake once you get here come to the Prospit Coffee shop!!

[GT]: Ok sure but, why?

[TG]: we mmeat et that arae

[TG] *meet *at *erae

[TG]: *aera

[TG]: Fuk it

[TT]: Like roxy attempted to say we usually hang at the coffee shop because Jane works there.

[GT]: well i'll be arriving at the skia stop soon about twenty minuets perhaps could one of you pick.. me up from there I don't really know the city yet.

[TT]: I'll pick you up because Roxy is drunk, and Jane will be working by then.

[TG]: r u gona esu the stri mbile

[TG]: *use *mobile

[TT]: The what?

[GG]: Your Strider mobile.

[TT]: My what?

[GT]: your going to use the strider mobile!

[TT]: What the fuck is the Strider Mobile?

[GG]: Your motercycle.

[TT]: *facepalm* Why is that being called the "strider mobile"?

[TG]: caues u ues it no raer ocatinos

[TG]: *use *on *rare *ocationz

GustyGumshoe [GG] left conversation.

[TG]: i gutta gu sha pokes me up

TipsyGnostaglic [TG] left conversation.

[TT]: I'm going to get breakfest and to get my motorcycle from the shop see you later.

[GT]: Bye Dirk love you.

I blushed because of what he said, "he loves me," i wishpered under my breath

Golgothasterror [GT] left conversation.

TimaeusTestified [TT] left conversation.