If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Oops I forgot about the plot

Sylveon has updated her status- Sh*t I forgot Hilda was having a baby

Comments:

Arceus: Oops

Sylveon: Whelp

Sylveon: Guess it's time

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Silver has updated his status- SCREAMS

Comments:

Gladion: SCREAMS

Lyra: What's wrong?

Moon: Too much murder paperwork?

Silver: HILDA'S WATER BROKE

N: W H A T

Silver: SHOULD WE TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL???

Gladion: SHE AND N CAN'T AFFORD HEALTHCARE!!!

Hilda: First of all

Hilda: We are adults with jobs we have insurance

Gladion: INSURANCE DON'T COVER SH*T

Hilda: Second of all

Hilda: Yes please take me to a hospital

Moon: How is Hilda calmer than Silver and Gladion?

Hilda: Men are weak

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Gladion has updated his status- The nurses made us sit in the waiting room! >:(

Comments:

Silver: I can't believe it

Moon: Well...yeah?

Gladion: They let N in!

N: ...

N: I'm the father???

Gladion: And we're the besties!

Bianca: Um

Rosa: Try again

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Hugh has updated his status- It's been seven hours can she just have the baby already

Comments:

Rosa: It's been seven minutes

Hugh: Same thing

Rosa: ...No

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Bianca has tagged N in her status- How's it going?

Comments:

N: She is doing good :)

Cheren: Has she said, "You did this to me it's your fault" yet?

N: Only once

Silver: That's it?

N: Well she said her contractions are fairly mild

Hugh: SHE'S NOT EVEN H A V I N G THE BABY YET?

Hugh: Hurry up Hilda

Cheren: Rosa has anyone ever told you how lucky you are

Hugh: You fell asleep!

Cheren: This ain't about me

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Sylveon has updated her status- Whoever made Professor Mirror that hot needs a promotion

Comments:

Arceus: D:

Sylveon: Thank you Arceus

Arceus: You're welcome but also I AM YOUR HUSBAND

Sylveon: So?

Arceus: ...

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Professor Oak has tagged Todd in his status- You grew up right before my eyes!

Comments:

Todd: Yeah!

Blue: Oh so you can get HIS name right

Professor Oak: What's your name again?

Blue: Gramps-

Red: -Douchebag

Professor Oak: Oh right!

Blue: BABE

Professor Oak: My grandson, Douchebag

Blue: Red I'm breaking up with you

Red: You'll be back

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N has updated his status- Good thing we are in a hospital because I think Hilda broke my hand

Comments:

Cheren: You're so dramatic

Rosa: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THE BABY IS HERE???

N: :)

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Hilda has updated her status- His name is Illusion and he is the DEFINITION of "perfect" no I'm not biased

Comments:

N: He is!!!

Silver: Okay can we see him now? Tf let us in

Gladion: We brought Hilda here we should get to hold him first

Hilda: First???

Gladion: Well AFTER you and N obviously but BEFORE Rosa and Bianca

Rosa: OVER MY DEAD BODY

Gladion: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED