Chapter I'm scared for me

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Gladion has updated his status- I might have to break up with Moon

Comments:

Moon: GLADION NO

Lillie: Gladion yes

Hau: Excuse me

Lillie: I said "Gladion yes"

Sun: Gladion yes

Hau: ...

Silver: What happened

Gladion: Moon's a furry

Moon: WRONG

Hau: Woah

Sun: Woah

Lillie: Woah

Gladion: Explain all the Beastars art on your phone

Moon: ...

Moon: It's good

Gladion: Case closed

Arceus: Someone is projecting

Sylveon: You're just jealous because I love Legosi more than you

Arceus: You love everyone more than me

Sylveon: This is true

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Sylveon has updated her status- Am I even funny anymore?

Comments:

Arceus: You were funny?

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Divorce

Arceus: No

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Please don't break up with me

Comments:

Gladion: Are you a furry

Moon: No

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Good enough for me

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Gloria has updated her status- !!!

Comments:

Bede: I will kill you

Gloria: I am not threatened by a boy the size of a twig

Marnie: What happened

Gloria: Bede kissed a boy

Marnie: Was it Hop?

Gloria: Yes

Marnie: Oh well that's not exciting

Hop: It was so exciting

Bede: Ew

Victor: You kissed him bro

Hop: He did

Hop: He tastes like sadness

Bede: You taste like inferiority complex

Hop: You taste like parental abandonment

Bede: YOU TASTE LIKE WEAK

Hop: YOU TASTE LIKE FAKE ROLEX

Leon: Get him little bro. Roast him

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N has updated his status- Hilda is having a sleepover tonight

Comments:

Cheren: And I care, why?

N: I never liked you

Cheren: I know

Silver: N's just pissy because it's with me

Gladion: I'm here too

Gladion: Don't forget about Gladion!

Hilda: I think only your father is capable of that

Gladion: But he got amnesi- oh I see the joke now

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N has updated his status- Hilda is very cute in her pajamas

Comments:

Hilda: I know I am

Gladion: I do not care what she's wearing

Silver: As long as it is something

Gladion: No one wants to see nothing

Silver: There's nothing to see anyway

Hilda: H E Y

N: There is plenty to see

Hilda: S T O P

N: Okay

Silver: Whipped

Lyra: Silvey get cereal on your way back tomorrow

Silver: Yes dear

Gladion: Whipped

Moon: Gladion shut up

Gladion: Furry

Moon: I'M BEING ATTACKED

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Wait...how do you know there's nothing to see?

Comments:

Silver: I'm not blind

Rosa: She's so flat

Hilda: You're all dead to me

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May has tagged Gloria in her status- I think we should hang out more

Comments:

Gloria: Oh for sure

May: I've come up with some elaborate disguises so that Steven doesn't notice me while he's out and about

Steven: What

Gloria: Piers has no idea I've hidden a camera in his house

Piers: W h a t

Gloria: I just said that to freak you out

Piers: Oh

Gloria: I would never tell you if I put a camera in your house

Piers: ...

Piers: Cool...

May: NEVER tell someone you hid a camera in their house

Gloria: Never

Steven: Maybe you guys should date

May: Absolutely not, you said I could call you when I'm eighteen

Gloria: That's a green light if I've ever seen one

Piers: You dug your own grave, man

Steven: I did

Steven: Now I have to leave the region

May: I'll still find you

Steven: I know



(A/N. *shrugs* Who knows?

I got kinda dizzy writing this

Idk why

So uh

K thx bai!)

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