If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter There's too much Arceus in this chapter

Arceus has tagged Anybody in its status- Seriously, where is your mother?

Comments:

Anybody: RELAX

Anybody: She's fine

Anybody: She's just in...time out

Arceus: ...

Arceus: I think you somehow have the roles of mother and child backwards

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Nobody has tagged Anybody in his status- Ya know...being the villain really isn't worth it

Comments:

Anybody: It is if I succeed

Anybody: Unlike...others

Nobody: ...

Ash: Sh*t

Gary: Get f**king rekt

Nobody: This effects you idiots too

Ash: Not really

Gary: Sylveon being gone has made me very happy

Anybody: See?

Anybody: I do God's work

Arceus: While my work does include keeping Sylveon locked in her room, it's for different reasons

Arceus: And I'm normally there with her

Anybody: What

Arceus: How do you think we made you?

Anybody: EW

Nobody: Is...

Nobody: Is that even possible?

Arceus: Shh just enjoy the ship

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Nate has tagged Anybody in his status- Hey any chance you could get my dads back together?

Comments:

Anybody: Why

Nate: Cause I left my soccer shoes at Brendan's house, but Hilbert won't let me go get them

Anybody: Why not?

Nate: Because "WE DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH DISNEY HATERS"

Nate: So

Nate: Help

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Arceus has updated its status- Well at least I can have all the thin mints now

Comments:

Everybody: Don't you wish you could share with Mommy?

Arceus: Um

Arceus: No

Arceus: I don't share my cookies

Arceus: You don't know me at all

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Nobody has tagged Rosa in his status- Are you pregnant in this timeline, too?

Comments:

Rosa: Wait when was I pregnant

Nobody: Oh

Rosa: W H A T

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Babe

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Babe

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Babe

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Babe

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- What

Comments:

Dawn: ...

Dawn: I'm hungry

Dawn: Buy me food

Paul: Ugh

Dawn: Buy me food or no sin for you

Paul: What do you want to eat

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Nate has tagged Hilda in his status- So like...are you sure you don't wanna date me

Comments:

Hilda: I am very much incredibly sure

Nate: Damn

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Nate has tagged N in his status- Are you sure you're too old

Comments:

N: What's your favorite Disney movie?

Nate: Frozen!

N: You're too young

Nate: Oh

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Nate has updated his status- What's the point of being bi when NO ONE WANTS ME

Comments:

Silver: Date Gold

Gold: What

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Serena has updated her status- So Clemont decided to not text me back. So I emailed him because clearly he ran out of minutes on his phone

Comments:

Clemont: Minutes?

Ash: Yo I didn't know it was 2005

Serena: Shut up

Serena: Ashy boy

Ash: WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT NICKNAME

Gary: ...

Gary: Yeah Serena where did you hear that name

Serena: Omfg

Arceus: Are you cheating on Clemont with Gary or something wth

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Arceus has tagged Dr. Oak in its status- Any chance you still have DNA left over from when you created Everybody?

Comments:

Dr. Oak: Yes

Arceus: Good

Arceus: I need your help

(A/N. Look I posted it

Finally

Anyways

I have other stuff to write

So

I should probably get on that

So uh

K thx bai!)