Gladion has updated his status- Does anyone wanna hang out? Moon started playing Wind Waker again and she's ignoring m
Comments:
Moon: Unless you are a tall Rito man do not speak to me
Hau: Has she played Skyward yet?
Gladion: She put it down after she realized there were no Rito
Moon: Wind Waker, Breath of the Wild, and Age of Calamity only valid Zelda games don't @ me
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in their status- Squints
Comments:
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: Shhhh
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May has tagged Wally in her status- Ay Wally could you be my lawyer?
Comments:
Wally: Uh...sure?
May: Call that an Ace Attorney
Wally: ...
Wally: I'm going away forever
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Rosa has updated her status- Illusion and I are having an Illusion and Aunite day!!!
Comments:
Cheren: Hilda and N already sick of the baby?
Rosa: I had to pry him from their hands
Hilda: GIVE HIM BACK
N: KIDNAPPING
Rosa: I'm just in another room of THEIR house they're dramatic
Hilda: I HAVE SEPARATION TRAUMA GIVE HIM BACK
Rosa: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE HIM ON A TWO YEAR TOUR OF THE WORLD RELAX
N: Hey-
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Raihan has tagged Piers in his status- Stop going home with people who buy you mozzarella sticks
Comments:
Piers: Don't tell me how to live my life
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Hop has updated his status- Bede just called me "Bro" so I'm accepting applications for someone to come adopt him
Comments:
Bede: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Hop: Who wants him
Gloria: Literally no one but you
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Sylveon has updated her status- Should've known I wasn't straight when Arceus told me I wasn't
Comments:
Arceus: You're married to me so if you couldn't figure that out on your own-
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Piers has updated his status- Leon and Raihan stop showing up at my house at 3 am drunk challenge
Comments:
Leon: I brought a beer for Marnie!
Piers: N O
Leon: My bad you're right
Leon: I'll get her another
Leon: She's a growing girl
Piers: STOP IT
Raihan: Lee! She's from Alola she can't drink until she's 21!!!
Marnie: I was born here but go off
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Ash has updated his status- So, this nightmare begins again
Comments:
Brock: What happened?
Ash: I woke up
Gary: Mood
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Trip has updated his status- Iris had lunch with Cilan today...so I set his tomato garden on fire
Comments:
Cilan: YOU DID WHAT
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Dawn has updated her status- Iris and May just told me I'm going to be both of their maids of honor so yeah I'd consider myself the superior bestie
Comments:
Ash: THATS NOT FAIR I WANTED DAWN AS MY BEST MAN
Dawn: Three for three
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Hilda has updated her status- My baby has returned to me thank you lord
Comments:
Rosa: I just took him outside to play in the grass!
N: I approve
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters get their lives ruined by s...