If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter PRANKED

Sylveon has updated her status- April fools

Comments:

Arceus: Wow got me...

Sylveon: I DON'T LIKE YOU

Arceus: Lies

Sylveon: Truth

N: *Whispers* And ideals

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Ash has tagged Nobody in his status- So like...If you're Arceus' son...and Arceus is god...does that make you Jesus???

Comments:

Nobody: Um

Arceus: Lol that makes Sylveon Mary

Sylveon: I will kill you

Nobody: I wouldn't be Jesus

Ash: Why?

Nobody: Because Jesus loves everyone

Nobody: And I hate everyone

Ash: Not Gary tho right

Nobody: SHUT UP

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Meowth has tagged Sylveon in his status- Wsy to pit relohipn imro tje bppk

Comments:

Sylveon: I'M A CHILD OF GOD GET OVER IT

Arceus: No you're not

Sylveon: Damn you're right

Sylveon: Oh well, time to sin!

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Arceus has tagged Hilda in its status- Lol April fools, you're welcome

Comments:

Hilda: What

Sylveon: I'm sorry

Hilda: WHAT

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hey

Comments:

Hilda: ...Hi?

N: Want to sleep with me

Hilda: We just took a nap

N: That is not what I meant <3

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Yeah okay

Arceus: What

Hilda: C'mon N let's sin

N: Okay

Arceus: NO STOP IT WAS A JOKE

Hilda: It's too late

Sylveon: LOOK WHAT YOU DID

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Moon has tagged Shiny Mew in her status- Haha you look like Happy

Comments:

Shiny Mew: Wat

Shiny Mew: Do you mean that I look happy?

Moon: Um

Moon: No

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